Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

I hope you have my favorite meal ready for me … for your sake.

I don't mind flying, what you're doing is suicide.

 

No I'm not. I'm still around to torment you.

I almost save the pod....mostly.

 

Almost only counts in space horseshoes and thermal detonators.

You'll need me on this one master.

 

OK. Fine-uh.

We will find out who's trying to kill you.

 

no we won't

This is a job for Jedi not local security

 

But we won't get paid like local security.

As you wish.

 

That day, Governor Tarkin was amazed to discover that when Darth Vader was saying "As you wish", what he meant was, "I love you." And even more amazing was the day Tarkin realized he truly loved him back.

I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me.

 

Double post...

 

I know an exorcist that can help you.

I'm no Jedi, but I know the Force.

 

I wish I cared

That's not how the Force works.

 

The Director disagrees

He is in control of the Senate and the courts, he's too dangerous to be kept alive!

 

Funny that a Jedi Master is demanding the extra-judicial execution of the Chancellor...

I think he is a she.

 

a cross dresser? Great now what will I wear?

Ani, I'm pregnant.

 

Science knows what causes that now!

What are we going to do?

 

I plead to fifth tequila

run for it

 

Make me.

I am not a committee!

 

The committee is out of order.

You want to go home and rethink your life.

 

Just let me finish my Tastee Wheat first. Did you see the girl in the red dress?

If Master Obi-Wan caught me doing this he'd be very grumpy.

 

It beats being the other dwarf, Dopey.

Look at the size of that thing!

 

"Excuse me while I whip this out!"

I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

 

More like simple minded.

Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi.

 

What are you here for?

Pack your things, Boba. We're leaving.

 

Yippee! We're going to Disney!

It's a trap!

 

What was your first clue?

I need something from you.

 

Do you have the money?

Ten thousand, all in advance.