Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

No, I couldn't say...

Yes or no will do.

 

Well I'm saying maybe.

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.

 

I suggest you run those numbers again.

Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.

 

Starts singing "lying eyes" by the Eagles

Women always figure out the truth.. always

 

Yeah. That's why women make the best CIA Agents.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

 

Then boy do you have low standards.

I am just a man trying to find my way in the galaxy.

 

Well you found something alright!!

I turned it off. I don't want to talk to her.

 

I don't blame you.

Do you like your army?

 

Of course I do, I've been working on my left army all week, next week my right army, and then on to my leggies!

Great Kid! Don't get cocky...

 

Don't worry, you aren't my type

You don't want to sell me death sticks.

 

Stop waving your hand around Jedi. I'm trying to keep a low profile.

You need a pilot

 

I need a lot more than that.

You must contact me!

 

Only if I can use my fists

Then we'll do it real quiet-like

 

Then why are you still talking?

I am a Jedi, like my father before me.

 

I'll make sure we have the artificial limb replacement team on standby.

Prisoner transfer. Cell block 1138?

 

Ah, so you finally learned how to count.

You dare to attack a Jedi!?

 

*mutters to himself, "i shoulda picked TRUTH"*

I just happen to have a chance-cube here. Blue - it's the boy. Red - his mother.

 

just happen to have? How convenient of you.

Don't everyone thank me at once.

 

I'll send you a greeting card.

He is a political idealist, not a murderer.

 

In some places that is the same thing

Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Imperial entanglements

 

Good luck with that.

I have a bad feeling about this.

 

Must the breakfast you ate cuz I feel great!

Who is this? What's your operating number?

 

It's your mother...what have you been smoking again, Norman?

Pulling up is futile!

 

You're really trying to tempt me to say "that's what she said" aren't you!

I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.

 

"I know what I have..." What the heck are you talking about?? Look. Go home to your mother.

Luke? Luke's crazy.