Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

You weren't expecting that?! Because I saw it coming lightyears away..... literally.

Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?

 

I haven't hit puberty yet.

Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise.

 

Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise....not

What?!

 

He said "Only Imperial storm Troopers are so precise" didn't you hear?

Sorry for the mess.

 

Sorry, buddy, ain't gonna cut it! Clean it up yourself!

It just isn't fair!

 

Life's not fair.

You're not all powerful Anni

 

What are you talking about? Of course I am.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

 

Great, now I'm going to need a hearing aid.

To the forward command center take me!

 

Huh?

That is why you fail.

 

I passed everything else though.

Always with you, it cannot be done.

 

I'm a slower learner.

I'm a slower learner.

 

If only you spent as much time studying as you did banging that Padamame, or Pandabear, or whatever her name is...

How can you be on the Council and not be a Master?!

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'cause I said so.

"So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause"

 

Don't worry about that. I'll start an anarchist movement, and your unborn offspring will be directly involved in due time.

Into the garbage chute, flyboy!

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Are you implying that I'm trash?

It's not fair!

 

Of course it's fair, it's just not fair for you...

Are you an angel?

 

Nope, wrong direction.

The chancellor has been elaborating about a plot by the Jedi, to overthrow the Senate.

 

Well tell the chancellor that he's a paranoid poopy butt.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

 

Nobody wants to see your foreseen...

The dark side clouds everything

 

Ah man, it better not rain.

Its a shame our paths never crossed before Obi-Wan, Qiogon always spoke very highly of you.

 

Really? He trash-talked you every chance he got!

It looks like she's already on top of things.

 

Somebody mind sweep me to get those thoughts out of my head!!!


No, the one I'm pointing to

 

You look like you're using the wrong finger.

The First Order arose from the dark side. You did not.

 

Yes, I rose from my bed this morning.

We'll use the force!

 

But in Russia the Force uses you!

Master Yoda, do you really think it will come to war?