Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

You sank my destroyers!

No ship that small has a cloaking device.

 

Look who's an expert now.

Search your feelings Lord Vader, you know it to be true.

 

Do I need a magnifying glass?

I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi.

 

You sense a plot to destroy everyone every time a new movie comes out.

Can you speak Bocce?


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Yeah...can you, dummy?

You must learn the ways of the Force if you're to come with me to Alderaan.

 

I can come with or without learning the Force! Try and stop me!

Luke, it is your destiny.

 

To do what now?

I have surpassed you, master.

 

Don't get ahead of yourself!

You were right about one thing, master.

 

What are you talking about, I'm always right!


Face me you coward!

 

Well, that's just rude.

Hey, it's me.

 

Me who?

You truly belong with us amongst the clouds.

 

Is that an angel joke?

No, just... pressed for time. There's a great many things to attend to—

 

Like your funeral? Here, let me help.

You have made time an ally of the Rebellion.

 

Time doesn't exist anyway!

Your father he is.

 

How do you know?

You got a name?

 

In the desert, you can't remember your name, cuz there ain't no one for to give you no...
What was the question, again?

At last, the Jedi are no more.

 

So does that mean I'm out of a job now?

That is not the way of the dark side.

 

True, that would be Route 66.

I find that answer vague and unconvincing.

 

What if I said it in a fancy musical?

The force?

 

The submission.

Another happy landing.

 

But the ship is in a ditch..is that ok?

I know that laugh.

 

The Joker, isn't it?

You...you're afraid...that you'll never be as strong as Darth Vader!

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...Nope

The savager, resisted you?!

 

Do you mean Scavenger or Savage Opress?

Perhaps I killed a Jedi and took it from him.

 

(Auto-correct got me on that one)

Or perhaps you didn't

Ben...BEN!