Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

How did that work?

And don't say the Death Star!

 

Then the, Star of Death....

Its true, all of it.

 

Not according to canon.

Escape now, hug later.

 

I think our lives are about to be destroyed anyways.

 

What was your first clue? The order for our execution?

You may fire when ready.

 

Wait, I'm not ready yet.

What?

 

Are you deaf?

Control, control, you must learn control.

 

Mind control you mean.

I'm not sure how much longer I can hold off the vote my friends.

 

Then let go of the ballot box, you oaf!

Goodness gracious pizza!

 

I'll take mine with pepperoni and olives

You told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father.

 

Do you really wanna see the prequels?

*cackle*

 

Secretary Clinton... so nice to have you on the Death Star. Darth Soros will be pleased...

(I didn't complain about your political sithposting, you shouldn't complain about mine)

The Emperor's coming *here*?

 

Yeah, I didn't feel like heading out today. Besides, my TIE has a flat battery.

Luke, tell me. What's troubling you?

 

You are.

Is it Luke, is that who you could tell?

 

Feeling jealous, are we?

He's my brother.

 

Well that puts the last couple movies in a very disturbing perspective.

I never knew I had it in me.

 

Then why did you eat it?

There was no father.

 

So, you had IVF?

I am your father!

 

Show me the paternity test.

He is your master now.

 

You would lose that bet.

Yes or no will do.

 

Maybe.

Intensify the forward batteries, I don't want anything getting through.

 

What are you? Chicken?

Have you felt it?

 

Yes, but I was wearing gloves at the time.

Jabba, this is your last chance: free us or die.

 

I choice you, pikachu!

We would be homered if you'd us.