Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

(For the Jedi it is time to eat as well hmm? )
Do you have anything gluten free?

It is too late for me, Son.

 

Well adios, Daddy-O!

You turned her against me!

Sent from my stupid little astro droid using TapaTalk 2.

 

What can I say, she digs the beard

You should've bargained Jabba. It's the last mistake you'll ever make.

 

Cut the chatter Red 5!!

So...you have a twin sister!?

 

Go stand in a corner.

This is Gold Leader; we're starting our attack run!

Sent from my stupid little astro droid using TapaTalk 2.

 

Was I supposed to cover him or that young kid from Tatooine?

I told you I'd make it.

 

Whatever, this scene will probably be deleted anyway.

Hello...what have we here?

 

Eye's on the prize bub.

See? My friend.

 

I don't see any- ohhh it's an imaginary friend!

Like we're being watched!

 

Uehrr, love watching young men in swamps I do

Do you remember your mother. Your real mother I mean?

 

Witch

You can trust Luke? That's who you can trust?

 

Well he is a good kisser

Why are we still moving towards it!?

 

Why not? Who cares if there's a huge space station floating in the middle of the rubble pile of a destroyed planet? I don't know why anyone is worried, at all...

He can see things before they happen. That is why he appears to have such quick reflexes. It's a Jedi trait.

 

When he's older I'm going to make him join the circus so he can read people fortunes.

So have you...grown more beautiful I mean...er for a Senator I mean.

 

What is this? Cougar town?

He's no good to me dead.

 

You're plenty good to me alive.

I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

Sent from my stupid little astro droid using TapaTalk 2.

 

What are you a gigolo?


But these are my friends. Threepio, tell them they must be set free.

 

You're talking to GOLDENROD, farmboy. It ain't gonna work.

Laugh it up, fuzzball!

Sent from my stupid little astro droid using TapaTalk 2.

 

No! Wait! Chewie! That's my arm! Arrrgghghhhhhhhh!

That's two you owe me, Junior!

 

That last one doesn't count.

I hate it when he does that

 

Who are you talking to? There's no one here. Wait till you're in exile in the desert before you go bat**** crazy!

We would be honored if you would join us.

 

Thanks but we've already eaten. See ya.

Oh I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

 

Oh Yeah? Well, Han and Leia will...Lando and Ackbar are... Never mind we're ****ed. *Joins Dark Side.*

You have failed me for the last time.

 

EVERYONE GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!! [runs for his life, holding his throat]

He's as clumsy as he is stupid.