Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

What did you want me to do with my aluminum foil??

Enough of this, Vader! Release him!

 

You do know we'll owe him 53 million Imperial Dataries if we do that.

I'm not. I'm just worried they might miss you.. and hit me.

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Well, these are stormtroopers we're talking about...

You may fire when ready.

 

Um, you're still talking to the stormtroopers, right?


I'm not going in there with two Jedi! Send a droid!

 

You're too damn lazy to do it yourself!

Another happy landing.

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Whatever you say say sunshine...

You don't need to see his identification.

 

...Step out of the vehicle sir.

What the brix is wrong with you boy?

 

Who are you calling boy?

We stand here on my achievement! Not yours!

 

I thought we were standing on the ground?


I thought they smelled bad on the outside...

 

That's because they don't believe in deodorant.

You weren't summoned her to grovel.

 

OH GOD PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!...I mean....No of course not...

Young fool, only now at the end do you understand.

 

Well, duh, that's how storylines work!

She's rich.

 

Oil or stocks?

You think a princess and a guy like me?

 

Not in a million years.

As you wish.

 

Ooh, I love Princess Bride.

We want a statement not a manifesto!

 

Then contact the media.

You were not summoned here to grovel.

 

You keep saying that. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Nobody messes with my droid.

 

That's what you think.

Begin landing your troops.

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Girl Scouts or Boy Scouts?

You're all clear kid!

 

Yippeee!

It's a trap!

 

I hope it's a mouse trap, they're starting to move the furniture

We've got to give them more time!

 

Time is money.

Truly wonderful the mind of a child is.

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Their parents would disagree.

Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi.

 

Eh..not really.

Have you come to be my apprentice?

 

No, I've come with an exciting new offer for a timeshare in our latest development, Sheev Tower! And if you act now, we'll throw in not one, not two, but three cans of Jawaway, guaranteed to repel any sort of of pest. Don't answer just yet...


We are brave, your Highness.