Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

You party too much.

Did you deactivate the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon?

 

No. Why?

This is where the fun begins.

 

War with millions of casualties is fun to you? No surprise you turned into Vader...

Where did you dig up that old fossil?

 

At an archeological dig, where else?

We will not exceed our mandate my young Padawan.

 

Where's the fun in that?

I have a bad feeling about this.

 

That's because you had beans for dinner.

Women find out the truth, always!

 

Speaking from experience, I take it.

What girl?

 

That girl, over there!

The odds are 340 million to 1!

 

When were we talking about the lottery?

The Lando system?

 

Yeah, it's where they make Colt 45.

Well, if droids could think, there'd be none of us here, would there?

 

And that's a bad thing, how?

Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.

 

Not my fault- I was on a bender with Jack Harkness. BLAME HIM!

Biggs is right, I'm never getting outta here!

 

Well maybe if you weren't such a whiny brat you would already be outta here.

You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.

 

I hate you for loving me that way!

No, I am your father.

 

Where's my birthday present?

There was no father.

 

Immaculate conception then?

When has become now.

 

Are you trying to get me into a Spaceballs routine?

The negotiations were short.

 

Shorter than you? They must have been non-existent, then.

But Master Yoda said I should be mindful of the future.

 

Well that would require you having a Mind to begin with wouldn't it?

He has been our strongest supporter...

 

Then we're in trouble.

If only Senator Amidala were here.

 

If only...

Master Yoda! You survived...

 

Don't sound so disappointed.

Fire at will, commander.

 

Brush your teeth, old man.

Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked.

 

Aw, where's the fun in that?

And the droid?

 

Oh, the trash can? Don't worry it's out at the curb.

He's no good to me dead.