Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Yeah? Well, I find your lack of body parts... *Dies of throat being crushed*

I have you now

 

We haven't even been introduced!

Jabba, this is your last chance. Free us, or die.

 

Jedi Poodoo

I've felt the good in him.

 

What does "good" feel like - smooth or lumpy?

Intensify forward firepower.

 

*Operator has already left the bridge to get into escape pod*

Don't make me destroy you

 

Don't make me laugh.


Master Yoda. You survived.

 

So certain are you?

The Force is strong with this one.

 

Yeah, I know. Could you do us a massive favour and start flying the ship away from the black hole?

Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level.

 

Didn't you just tell us to lock the doors and hope they don't have blasters? Well, that wasn't very reassuring, so you can go and do it yourself!

Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?

 

Answer: The fool who came up with this damn tongue twister.

Good morning! Nice of you guys to drop by.

 

Yeah... about that... I want my snow blower back!

I can't leave her!

 

But she can leave you!

Yoda holds you in such high esteem.

 

I know - I really can't imagine why.

Be mindful of the living Force, my young Padawan.

 

Uh, would you mind telling me what happened to the dead force, Master?

Surrender - and your lives will be spared.

 

If I surrender, can I have my blankie? Wahhhhhh!!

I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

 

Maybe simple minded.

Begun, the Clone War has.

 

I wonder if, now that the war is on, and Senator Amidala's position on the Military Creation act has been completely dicredited, she will resign from the Senate, take her dignity, and my young Padawan, with her, and settle out down back on Naboo? Wait, what...? You didn't know about them...? Oh, blast...

I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

 

Oh I uploaded them to several social media sites.

The ship is almost finished. Two or Three more things and we're in great shape.

 

Two things we REALLY need are a pilot and co-pilot who aren't both bat-#### crazy! I take back taking it back!

Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy! And... we shall have... peace.

 

Exactly who has been behind both sides of the latest war?

I have acquired a pod in a game of chance - the fastest ever built.

 

Why don't you race your pod away from me as fast as possible? I'm sick of you wasting my time.

Where are you taking this... thing?

 

To your mother's house.

We will crush the rebellion with one, swift stroke!

 

STROKE! STROKE!

I don't trust him either. But he is my friend.

 

Your concepts of trust and friendship are skewed, at best. Don't you think, skippy?

I'm not going in there with two Jedi! Send the droid...

 

Ok... to each their own tastes... but a droid instead of two Jedi... really?

This bickering is pointless.