Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Who voted for you?

Take a seat, young Skywalker.

 

No.

Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?

 

Put your right foot in, put your right foot out...when you do the hokey pokie...

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

 

And the Jedi don’t?

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

 

I don't care.

I find that answer vague and unconvincing.

 

You’re unconvincing.

You must unlearn what you have learned.

 

So, back to square one?

We stand here on my achievement, not yours!

 

You built the....floor ?

You no longer need those.

 

That's what you think.

Guards, leave us.

 

Whatever, it sucks here anyway...

At last, we will have our revenge.

 

How did that work out last time?

You can't have him. It wasn't a fair bet.

 

It's nice that you think life is fair.

It's working! It's working!

 

That's what you think!

Who's the girl?

 

I saw her first back off!

How can you be on the counsel, and not be a master?

 

Easy because you didn't complete your thesis first.

I have a bad feeling about this.

 

That's the gas talking.

Jedi Mind Tricks don't work on me, I'm a Toydarian.

 

So you like toys then right?

Master! We can defeat him together!

 

Psh, whatever. I can handle it by myself.

Meesa Jar-Jar Binks!

 

Meesa don't care. Beat it!

Well, you can forget your troubles with those Imperial slugs. I told you I'd outrun 'em.

 

Yeah, because we're 10,000 times bigger than they are.

You have a boyfriend? A cute boyfriend?

 

Why? Do you want one?

Chewie, we're home.

 

No. YOU’RE home. I’m leavin’.

I bypassed the compressor!

 

Would you like a medal?

I don't understand...I don't undetstand..

 

DOES NOT COMPUTE. EXTERMINATE!

Are we blind? Deploy the garrison!

 

I think everything will be ok.

And who ordered you to remove that helmet?