Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Is it as pointless as the rank of Grand Moff?

The closer I get to you, the worse it gets.

 

And you move closer to me while saying it... Masochist much?

As a member of the Senate, maybe I can find a diplomatic solution to this mess.

 

And as a member of the Army, maybe I can find a violent solution to this mess.

Surrender or die!

 

I choose option three: retreat.

The courts take even longer to decide things than the Senate.

 

*Looks over at Judge who is fast asleep* Guess you're right.

Uncle Owen, how about that one?

 

Well I think there's a little man inside it, but sure, I'll take it!

I can take you as far as Anchorhead.

 

Considering that's walking distance, that's not much of an offer.

Tell Jabba I got his money.

 

*Shots first, takes money* Thanks

You're throwing away a fortune!

 

I told you I'm not going to answer that african scam email.


A ship... a cup... a speeder.

 

Mace (singing): One of these things is not like the other!

Nub Yub!

 

Nah... your garage sale doesn't have anything remotely interesting. Go home and get to pod racing or whatever it is you are supposed to be doing.

Who is she? She's beautiful.

 

No-one of importance. Pay her no mind.

I will assume full responsibility for losing them, and apologise to Lord Vader.

 

Have you made your will? I mean, just asking.

What the hell are you doing?

 

Commanding a full scale Imperial attack on your homeworld. The Empire would like to apologise for any distress or inconvenience that this causes.

The message, Artoo, the message.

 

Beep Boop Beep Boop (Translation: I know it's his sister dude and I don't like they way he was looking at her. Gave me the creeps.)

Unlimited Power!!!!

 

Power tripping much?

You are under arrest my lord.

 

Haha! You kidding me, right?! Uhhh....you can stop the joke now guys...Maybe I should call my lawyer...

I know..

 

No you don't Nice try though.

It's not my fault!

 

Who else would it be?

Short help's better than no help at all.

 

Agreed. Yoda's even shorter than these teddy bears.

Open the Blast door! Open the Blast Door!

 

Make up your mind.

Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration.

 

That is why you fail.

Remember, your focus determines your reality.

 

Isn't that a little dramatic for a photography lesson?

Sandpeople! or worst. Come on, let's have a look. Come on!

 

Aren't you in enough hot water already? Besides, protocol droids DON'T go looking for trouble.

Surrender is a perfectly acceptable alternative in extreme circumstances!

 

They aren't extreme enough yet.

She'll die before she tells you anything.