Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Why are you calling the Beatles pitiful?

An entire legion of my best troops awaits them.

 

Did you teddy bear proof them?

But, the loss of Count Dooku?

 

One, one Count, ah ah ah. Two, two Count ah ah ah.

Soon I will have a new apprentice. One far younger and more powerful.

 

And he can park in the handicap space too!

Did I miss something!?!

 

Are you a stormtrooper? Then yes, you missed everything.

Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?

 

Why would I be? They apparently aren't clones anymore.

Hands up Jedi!

 

Is this a robbery or something?

Padme! Clean this droid up as best you can. It deserves our gratitude.

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Alright, but don't come crawling to me the next time a major decision has to be made.

I am taking these people to Coruscant.

 

They all gonna fit in that old van of you got?

And because you are right, I will reward your initiative...this time.

 

You will reward me every time.

We'll handle this.

 

Well that's comforting.

The negotiations will not fail.

 

Wow somebody's a little too headstrong.

Would you get going ya pirate!

 

Arrr! Sailin' the high seas to the land of Endor...

Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to.

 

Do you listen to yourself before or after you talk?

Were your masters instructions to keep me standing here in this downpour until I drowned?

 

Well we wouldn't have done CPR if that were the case.

I can blend in. I'm an Imperial droid. This city is under Imperial occupation.​

 

Are they all this weird and annoying?

Sandstorms are very dangerous.

 

I am more dangerous.

I sense Lord Vader is in danger.

 

Stranger Danger! Stranger Danger!

Do you know who it was you were trying to kill?

 

You seem to be moving to the top of that list.

Too late!!!

 

To Early!

The Queens wardrobe maybe, but not enough for you to barter with.

 

Well, we are in Vegas....

So, do you have a boyfriend? A cute boyfriend?

 

No, he's not cute. Want him?

I sense you desire to continue your search for young Skywalker.

 

How much you want to bet we'll find him walking on the Sky?

Easy. We're in a bit of a situation.

 

You got us into this!

Hope.

 

Epoh

Jabba, you're a wonderful human being.