Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

A typical day.

So you might say, that we are encouraged to love.

 

Is Saw channelling Tarkin again? Must be Tuesday.

You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?

 

I've heard of Falcon from the Avengers. Does that count?

That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way.

 

My... family.

Someday I will be the most powerful Jedi ever.

 

Keep telling yourself that

Finally we have returned.

 

Small party.

Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi.

 

I wouldn’t consider this a pleasure

Pack your things. We are leaving

 

Pack what things? I wear one outfit the whole movie!

This guy doesn't seem to take a hint.

 

It does appear that, temporarily, you're stuck between a few million rocks and some hard places.

Good luck. You're gonna need it.

 

I don’t need luck

What’s that flashing?

 

It's what you'll be seeing for the next five days if you don't stop yammering!

We're losing a deflector shield.

 

That'll be Chewie.

Then we'll do it real quiet like.

 

How quite are we talking

I am not coming back.

 

Not even if I kill all these Council jerks for you?

But I called in the airstrike. Tie!

 

I’ll call it in when I need to

We are all clones!

 

That's not how "clown" is pronounced, soldier.

Did you hear that?

 

Hear what?

You were banished because you were clumsy?

 

Noo-sa. Meesa banished 'cuz of muy muy contagious sickness. One month, closa quarters, eesa dying.

You overdid it.

 

Don’t I always

No reward is worth this.

 

Certainly not after taxes.

Bring me Solo and the Wookiee! They will all suffer for this outrage.

 

Nah. I think I’ll leave.

Have you ever met a Jedi Knight?

 

Yes. Very overrated, if you ask me.

So, you've accepted the truth.

 

I accept what I want!

Leia is my sister.

 

Yes. Sorry. That just about flattens the love triangle, doesn't it. Or does it?....

See you later kid.

 

I’ll see you when I want to!

Let the past die. Kill it if you have to.