Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

On second thoughts lets not go to Alderaan. Tis a silly place.

Use the Force Luke. Let go Luke.

 

Are you going to Force me to use the Force?

The Force is strong with you, young Skywalker. But you are not a Jedi yet.

 

Define "Jedi".

Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold.

 

Sorry, Sir, it's already fully loaded with Captain Morgan

Use your aggressive feelings, boy!

 

Is that the same as aggressive negotiations?

Lord Maul, be mindful. Let them make the first move.

 

Like letting them play White, in chess?

It takes a lot of guts coming here, after what you pulled.

 

You're right. Pulling your finger that day was a big big mistake.

I don't know. I can imagine quite a bit.

 

Ah, but can you imagine as much as 8 bits - a byte?

Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.

 

Yeah Baby. I'm going to take Vader down.

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Destroy the Sith we must.

 

But Master Yoda, you always say the Force should be used for knowledge & defense, never for attack ??

General I gotta leave I can't stay any more.

 

I told you not to drink all that jawa juice!

We need? oh, what about you need?

 

Actually I've been sleeping with General Rieekan. Sorry flyboy

If these droids do work out I wanna transfer my application to the academy this year.

 

That's fine, but you're going to have to pay the application fee yourself.

I hope your feelings on this matter are clear, Lord Vader.

 

No, they're kind of translucent. Maybe even opaque.

I am a Jedi, like my father before me.

 

and soon you'll be a Sith...like your father before you, get with it force newb...

we have to try something a bit more subtle this time Zam

 

Toxic animals through the window is your idea of subtle?

No ship that small has a cloaking device.

 

yeah well, big things come in small packages

I guess I'm your step-brother, I had a feeling you'd show up someday

 

Get out of MY bedroom! and she's not your mommy, she's MY mommy!

I'd be much too frightened to tease a senator.

 

That's a pathetic attempt at flirting. Annie.

Sith Lords are our specialty

 

Oh, YEAH, sure they are. And the last time you faced a Sith Lord, your partner there got his arm chopped off. Oh, and by the way, I am a Sith Lord! *facepalm*

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything.

 

I'm sorry what did you say?

Who is this? What's your operating number?

 

I don't give out my operating number to creepy pervs like you!

Kill him. Kill him now.

 

How about I just have him shipped off to Middle Earth? They'll love him there!

It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force... but by our skills with a lightsaber.

 

Or we could talk more.

We have a new enemy. Luke Skywalker.

 

Old news grandad. He only destroyed the Death Star like 3 years ago. If you're too old to keep up then hand over the reigns to me.

Powerful you have become Dooku. The Dark Side I sense in you.