Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

I don’t need anyone’s help especially yours.

You might make it as mine.

 

Make waves within an overly staid Jedi Order? That certainly makes sense.

Kanan has gone buckethead.

 

Will Hera go doe-ethead?

I don't want the best master! I want you!

 

Charming.

A lot of the General's plans involve falling.

 

If only he could plan landings as well as he does falling.

Next time, you're lugging the astromech!

 

That's what Padawans are for.

Cad Bane, who needs no introduction.

 

I need an introduction. Every franchise names a villain "Bane."

Who else wears a hat like that?

 

The Peculiar Hat Crew?

You don't need to see his identification.

 

It's probably going to state some ridiculously common name like "Skywalker."

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

 

How did you know we were looking for droids?

No wonder he got blasted, he was one of those older models, controlled by a central computer. Not us, we're independent thinkers!

 

We still get cut up like butter.

More like a thousand.

 

Yes but you should be measuring battle effectiveness, not salary expenses.

There's not much to see. We all have the same face.

 

Yea your right I was just joking.

I only got 1 rocket left for the launcher.

 

Eh, we can always stick you in it if you miss the first shot.

The target area is only two meters wide.

 

Womp-rat sized then?

Sometimes I wonder why you submitted to the changes.

 

Because they make me better looking.

Get him master!

 

The ads made it look like they'd make me a badass killer - but then the microseries was decanonized.

Grievous is a coward. He'll run like he always does.

 

What do you do differently?

Always cleaning up after Skywalker.

 

You should have toilet-trained him, then.

Still playing with droids after all these years.

 

It’s what I am best at. Can you say the same?

It was foretold that you would be here.

 

I know. I'm the one that foretold you. I told you you were stuck with me, Skyguy.

You're smart, you figure it out!

 

Not as dumb as you are!

That’s impossible!

 

Always with you, it cannot be done.

Your weapons. You will not need them.

 

This world is full of poisonous animals - why wouldn't I need them?

You are too slow and too late, assassin.

 

I am just on time.

With thunderous applause.