Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Yup. But "unfair" is not the same thing as "bad".

Is that because you never learned to count? I could teach you.

 

Thanks for the offer but learning to count up to three isn't much of an improvement.

Hevy always did hate that place.

 

I'm guessing so did the rest of you.

This jacket. The droid says you stole it.

 

And you believe him?

What girl?

 

That girl ... who's taken the girl??

We'll figure it out. We'll use the Force.

 

If you're relying on some mystical energy, you're not "figuring it out." The Force is.

It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

 

I'm surprised Chewie, who's worked with Jedi, never told you otherwise.

I'll make a very pleasant prisoner.

 

Yeah, right.

No reward is worth this.

 

Han has a funny idea of what hardship constitutes.

Another armed occupation is not a free Ryloth. How long before I am fighting you, Master Jedi?

 

Not long enough.

Then I am a Jedi.

 

So in a hurry are you.

Red's not my color.

 

You Jedi are colorless. That's your problem.

My bride!

 

Whenever you kidnap, eventually, you'll lose.

Obi-Wan's been here, hasn't he?

 

You sense of smell is acute.

I'm not that person anymore. I have a future.

 

A future where there are no Jedi?

General Grievous. Your reputation precedes you. The reputation of a coward, and a murderer.

 

One out of two isn't bad!

Don't worry, we're still flying half a ship.

 

But it's the half with no thrusters.

You are prosecuting the wrong Jedi.

 

Oh don't worry. We'll deal with the other wrong Jedi soon enough.

You're far too trusting.

 

And it turns out, so were you.

Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?

 

To save ourselves!

You were always scum.

 

The best kind, though.

You rebel scum.

 

The best kind of scum!

Fire at will commander!

 

Poor Will. Why does everybody have to fire at him?

This is no cave.

 

It’s a living thing.

That’s the maw!

 

Is it missing legs and wielding a lightsaber?

One of my best friends was a Jedi! ... I'm pretty sure we were friends.