Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Same as usual.

Good. I hate long waits.

 

Hey, you're the one that was in carbonite for a year

Okay, that pretty much is nowhere

 

Says the one from Tatooine.

There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me.

 

Did Qui-Gon leave so little an impression on you?

Good thing those bugs can't aim.

 

Later, it will become a good thing that troopers can't aim.

Call up a Hammerhead corvette. I have an idea.

 

Will it be a long distance or local call?

Fire at will, Commander.

 

We're all men around here - which "her" am I supposed to command?

With Grievous on that ship's bridge, - it's bound to be well-protected.

 

But not devoid of splattered blood.

You won't be needing that. I've got something else for you.

 

Better then a freakin lightsaber?

I’ll see you in Hell!

 

Redundant. Any planet with you on it is hell.

We colonized this system to find solace from your wretched war. We came here to find peace.

 

And now you will never know peace.

You will not understand what I have to do to end the Clone War.

 

What, massacre the younglings? I understand just fine. I've had the same thoughts towards you ever since the day Qui-Gon wished you on me.

Look on the bright side, Colonel. At least it is a sunny day.

 

I hate you!

Your a clone!

 

Well spotted!

I'm a person and my name is Anakin!

 

Come, come, what mother would name her son "Anakin?"

Unlikely. We have nothing of value. That's the problem.

 

At least we won't be taxed for it.

No, they won't.

 

Use them to pay your taxes.

The Separatists installed those lasers to prevent people from leaving the planet.

 

But why would they go to so much trouble for these people specifically?

I'm worried they might miss you and hit me.

 

Unless you're talking about stormtroopers, you won't have anything to worry about.

Are you kidding me? I'm blind!

 

Well us your other senses then!

You are a bold one.

 

Boldness is not the Jedi way. Ehh, but it's more fun.

I know, but the way you said it was wrong.

 

Prove it!

Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!

 

Your Excellency, a small weapons malfunction...

Through the field, sir? If we attack from above, they will have the advantage.

 

It is what we have been order to do!

This is where the fun begins.

 

Five seasons and five years of waiting for the rest, Snips!

Chaos and crime spread...and the innocent become victims in a lawless galaxy.