Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Are the hutts ever innocent?

The desert is merciless.

 

That's syrup sponge pudding for you. Oh sorry....desert!

You KNOW it to be true.

 

I see what I want.

You have hate.

 

I'll trade it with you for The Evil One.

That's not how the force works.

 

Then what's the return policy on this?

Too late it is, sprung is the trap.

 

Well let’s get out of here!

Are all Jedi so reckless?

 

I couldn't say. I don't know many Jedi...

You're just a child... in a mask

 

I am more then that!

So be it Jedi

 

Who said that I was a Jedi?

He's not dead. He's drunk.

 

Well find his stash, Master. You've really been needing one.

May I recommend that only those who are qualified for these delicate peace talks participate in them.

 

Jek Porkins reporting for duty.

You've got one on your tail.

 

I don't have... a ... tail.

I got a little cooked, but I'm okay

 

Sorry, the Imperial Health Board says otherwise. Put yourself back in the oven until all the pink is gone.

Blast it Biggs, where are you?

 

I'm busy blasting it.

That's no moon.

 

Of course it isn’t!

Five bloody minutes ago.

 

Was the question: when should Mace have carved up Palpatine?

Sometimes I just don't understand human behaviour.

 

You never will.

It’s not the Jedi way.

 

Way out.

You believe ir's this boy?

 

I always trust my instinct.

So be it Jedi

 

Are we playing tag?

As you wish.

 

Really? Have some independent thought.

They’ll do their job.

 

Honestly, where I come from that does sound a bit uuuurgh.

I am altering the deal.

 

Not if I have anything to say about it.

We need a statement not a manifesto.

 

I like both.

We had Jedi.

 

In the past tense?

Hey, sacred island, watch your language!