Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

No, May 4th was a few months ago. It's almost October now.

Will he finish what he begins?

 

How the hell should I know. Why don't you ask him yourself.

It's a trap!!!

 

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

The Force is strong with you, but you are not a Jedi yet.

 

Actually that was me farting just now.

I am the Senate!

 

I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.

You may fire when ready.

 

Errrrmm.... I'm not feeling exactly "ready" at this point.... Please check back later.

Go to the center of gravity's pull, and find your planet, you will.

 

What if I don't want to?

Begun the Clone War has.

 

When did it start? I must have missed it.

Are you going to kill me?

 

Are you going to quit sniveling?

We would be honored if you would join us.

 

I would be honored if it wasn't a dinner party. I hate those.

There, you see Lord Vader she can be reasonable.

 

If that's your definition of reasonable, I'd hate to see your definition of rude.

Charming, to the last.

 

Thank you..and don't you ever forget it.

No one can kill a Jedi.

 

Says the person who will someday kill scores of Jedi.

You're a feisty little one, but you will soon learn some respect.

 

Beat it droid.

He's no good to me dead

 

But he's no good to you alive either.

The Empire will compensate you if he dies.

 

Credits will do fine. Oh wait, that doesn't work on Sith Lords

Isn't that right Chewie

 

Sorry, that's not Chewie. That's an Ewok, genius!

He will not be permanently damaged.

 

He's still frozen solid

Lower him in.

 

No, you lower him in. You're stronger than me.

I'm altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

 

Can't you come up with a better deal?

This deal is getting worse all the time.

 

That's what you get for dealing with a Sith.

Faith in your new apprentice, misplaced may be, as is your faith in the Dark side of the Force.

 

Why are you just telling me this now?

The chosen one he maybe, but too old to start the training he is.

 

This coming from a 900-year old Jedi who needed to retire over 800 years ago.

Yoda, you seek Yoda.

 

Yadda, yadda, yadda...

Have you seen Luke this morning?

 

See him do what? Do cartwheels?

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time, a long time.