Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Ok, mom!

Lean about the Force, Luke.

 

Then fetch me a drink first.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi

 

Sorry, there's nobody here by that name.

Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.

 

Your old as ****. Do you even hear at all?

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

 

Well, I am an atheist, after all. Deal with it.

When I left you, I was the learner, now I am the master.

 

Master of what again? What are we talking about again?

The Force is strong in this one

 

Pssh. Bet he can't bench 300!

This R2 unit has a bad motivator.

 

No wonder he procrastinates.

The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.

 

That's really not saying much, Darth Pushover.

It'll be like old times, Luke.

 

Like when the Empire was kicking our tail?

Ten thousand, all in advance.

 

Go **** yourself.

What is it, local trouble?

 

Yeah, those neighbors can be a real nuisance.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

 

Now, when did I say I was looking for droids specifically?

Wonderful! We are now a part of the tribe.

 

Great, if prisoners are counted as part of the tribe.

It's an older code, but it checks out. I was about to clear them.

 

Tell them to come back when they've got a code that's isn't older than my grandma

I was going to tosche station to pick up some power converters

 

Did you clean your room first?

No I will deal with them myself.

 

Oh, well if you say so, go right ahead!

This is a shortcut.... I think

 

I would prefer if you know that it's a shortcut.

You want to go home and rethink your life.

 

And maybe you should but out

It's an invasion army.

 

well duh what else are armies for?

Jedi business go back to your drinks

 

Your mind tricks don't work on us, buddy.

Fire at will, commander!

 

Which one's Will?

Shut him up or shut him down!

 

There's no need to shout.

The winds are blowing my young apprentice.

 

There not the only thing blowing

Now Skywalker you will die

 

Can I take a rain check on that?

Father help me,