Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Sorry, I'm busy threatening your Rebel friends at the moment.

If you will not be turned, then you will be destroyed.

 

ok I'm turning I'm turning!

Help me take this mask off

 

Are you ugly under there?

But you'll die.

 

Well spotted, my young apprentice.

Nobody can kill a Jedi.

 

Please page Lord Vader. We have a wise-ass here...

Stay in that cockpit!

 

Oh no I "accidentally" hit autopilot

Credits will do fine

 

But what about a post-credits scene? I hear that's the rage among movies now a days.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

 

if you think that's disturbing wait til I tell you about the dream I had last night about Jabba the Hutt

Surrender is a perfect acceptable option in extreme circumstances

 

Not to General Grievous, it's not. He won't accept our surrender.

Shut him up or shut him down!

 

I can't find the damned switch!

Watch this!

 

If it isn't Jar Jar falling down stairs I'm not interested

Have you noticed the shields are still up?!

 

Yeah, so the transporters won't work, Captain.

The courts take even longer to decide things than the Senate.

 

True, but the courts make useful decisions.

Where are you going?

 

Sorry, old man, section 26, paragraph 5. Need-to-know. Sure you understand.

Marching into a detention area is not what I had in mind.

 

Well, what else did you expect when you were caught putting a tack on the teacher's chair?

It will be difficult to secure your release.

 

In other words, I'll be here forever, right?

No, I am your father.

 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

If this is a consular ship where is the ambassador?

 

Hmmm. Did you check the jacuzzi?

You must unlearn what you have learned.

 

Does that mean I can forget my potty training?

You're a real hero

 

Why the tone of surprise? Are counterfeit heroes that prevalent these days?

Noisy brute. Why don't we just go to lightspeed?

 

Travelling through hyperspace ain't like being fluent in 6 million forms of commuincation

We'd be honoured if you would join us

 

I'm sorry, but I already have a date. Can I take a rain check?

Perhaps you feel you're being treated unfairly?

 

Not unfairly more like I'm getting my pants pulled down here

Good morning nice of you to join us

 

I'm just here for the Continental Breakfast...

Qui-Gon's defiance, I sense in you. Need *that*, you do not!

 

What I need is you to start talking normally greeny!

You call this a diplomatic solution?