JCC Snarky comments you would make in battle

during an intergalactic alien invasion of Earth?

Whether you are piloting an aircraft, or manning a machine gun turret, what kind of snarky comment would you make?

*Whilst holding a rocket launcher*
Here comes the boom, ***hole!

 

Beezel sends his regards.

 

beezel stop

 

not to burst your proverbial bubble,but if anyone of you have been in an actual battle you would know you probably would hug the ground in a fetal position let alone make snarky comments..lol

 

"Say hello to my little friend"

 

Clean Up aisle 9. Alien Battleship going down.

 

ITT macho rednecks

 

Probably a more rational course of action than following orders.

 

What orders? your civilians.

In the event that your not ,any snark flies out the window the moment hot lead starts flying your way,then it any thoughts turns to how to get out of there with all your limbs attached preferably alive,only thing driving you forward still now is your buddies.

 

* You're.

 

Aloha Mother ****ers! Here is a kiss from Pele.

 

You're not bursting anyone's bubble, proverbial or otherwise, because no one here is under the impression that, if aliens invaded Earth, they'd actually dive into battle, hold their gun sideways and drop one liners as if they were in an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.

What we're doing is playing fantasy, having fun with the idea that we're some character from an action movie.

Anyone with the least bit of social awareness would know this and either play along, or go about their business instead of dropping by to deliver an irrelevant reality check that no one needed, because no one was under the impression that this was anything but fantasy.

But no, I'm sure KING KONG AIN'T GOT **** ON YOU!

 

We kicked out a lot of people out of Spain, your *** won't be any different Alien Scum.

Hemos echado un montón de gente fuera de España, los *** no será diferente Escoria Alienígena

 

What kind of alien invasion are we talking about here? Starship Trooper bug variant? Grays? Those blob things that attack Spock in "Operation--Annihilate"?

I just realized I'm getting swept into the whims of your mind, Beez. I feel violated...like you've just undressed me with your eyes and I'm not wearing panties or anything.

 

The Kind that you can shoot down with a rocket launcher and or blow up with a grenade. Or put it out of it's misery with a 9mm handgun.

The kind of Alien that ruins your one free weekend that you and your girlfriend has by invading the world and blowing up crap.

 

OH GOD PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

 

Oh look a beezel thread

 

When firing a payload of Earth's most deadliest and lethal viruses at the alien invaders:

"H.G. Wells sends his regards!"

 

OH....the kind that shoves a tentacle up Brent Spiner's ass and makes him go "re-e-e-e-leeeeeassssseeee meeeeeeeeeeeee....."

Got it.

 

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

 

We came in peace. But no, you had to blow up Paris. I was going to take my wife to Paris for her birthday. Now its an empty hole. I was gonna get lucky. Now taste the full might of the US military alien Scum. And those boys fight for me. So it is time for me to put my Presidential foot up your ***.