JCC Snarky comments you would make in battle

Isn't that a violation of international law? Doesn't the French government (or provisional government, if applicable) have to make a case before the UN Security Council before US intervention?

 

Keep Calm and watch me put my foot up your Arse!

 

Absolutely not.

 

Welcome to Stalingrad! Now you will die in your own frozen hell.

 

The miracle of prozac, folks.

 

"That's what I call a close encounter."

 

Yippee Ka Ay Yay Mother*******

 

My sword is bigger than your sword.

 

Ok,in that case (just wanted to point out people dont act like Rambo in actual combat,or if they do they tend to get dead rather fast,you know because some people actually have this misconception.)

"Yippie kay ey Motherf***er"

Does it have to be aliens?

 

"Then bring me my brown pants as well!"

 

Welcome to Earf!

 

Actually Will Smith pronounces it "earth" quite clearly in Independence Day.

 

He also says, "Oh, hell no" in I, Robot. The internet has turned him into a racist caricature.

 

What if I was not neither flying a airplane nor shooting a machine gun turret which can be found on an airplane which are both airplane things so, but was doing something else like shooting aliens with a shot gun. This is discriminatory to not consider the other ways of fighting aliens and i find it very disrespectful to tell you the truth. all of ways to shoot aliens should be considered allowed to let people talk about them. or even stabbing which is another way to kill aliens what if, you stabbed them with a sword. Or a spear or chopped them with a ax. And what if I throwed at them a grenade how about that. what if i was in a battle with people that was'nt aliens like what if i had a really good line for fighting terrorist and i wanted to share with everybody but now i can't because the thread is always limited to talk about alien attack snark talk. This is not inclusive in the way social talk of the JCC should be and I blame JoyTheseWarts and other aministrators who do not make people behave in a way to make all people feel welcome to say whatever dumb thing is on their mind at that moment which is the most important part of a social message board like JCC. if I cannot say a thought that is in my head i am being oppressed and that is why you see all so many people going to facebook and tweeter to make the new social media there way of talking which is killing this forums i tell you now. How are we to going to survive without people talking thats what I want to know.

 

All those talking about hugging the ground, or losing the snarkiness when the hot lead starts flying, I cannot help thinking about James Bond, because he waits until the **** is over, then recovers enough to straighten his tie, and make a comment, rather than the Schwarzenegger / Will Smith / etc., method of dropping lines whilst in the midst of the actual battle.

I'm trying to think if I ever said anything nice or loaded, before, during, or after a judo fight.

In my experience, the mind works less fast in times of high excitement, the older you are.

I can recall, age 11, off beach in Yugoslavia, having encountered with another young swimmer, what I would later learn was an undercurrent, and realising I was out of my depth as it were, with my last vestiges of composure and air, conversationally saying, "So, I understand you have a life-saving certificate. Fancy using it to save me?"

We both made it. She sensibly abandoned my choob and went for help.

 

"Just you go ahead and try to probe me, you amorphous xenomorph."



"I didn't say stop."

 

"i hope this doesnt give me ptsd"

 

Welcome to Earth where we have six billion people ready to kick *** to wherever you came from Alien Scum.