JCC Snazzy Ensemble

Gosh. Those shoes. Probably something Iello would wear.

 

This is me and my old lady at a wedding a few weeks ago. This is how I snazzy.

 

Come on, Dave... don't call Sara "your old lady." She's a classy, badass, gorgeous, intelligent, strong, Native American beauty. If you don't treat her as such, I'll come to Wisconsin and woo her away from you.



Also.... holy ****, those are some pimpin' fish shoes.

Bob Crow

 

Majestic.

As.


****.

 

Hipster head.
Hardrocker's torso.
Beach guy's trunks.
Emo socks.
Suave shoes.

Mind = blown.

 

Standard part of traditional wear in a lot of Mediterranean and middle eastern countries. Just thought I'd add that.

 

They're fish shoes.

 

So, yes.

 

I think they're more pimp than stripper.

 

How do you feed the fish?

 

They're actually not real fish...they're plastic and "swimming" in glycerin or something.

Edit: And that's a kilt, not trunks. The socks are Han frozen in Carbonite socks. I know fashion.

 

Real fish would be kvlt as ****.

 

I can attest that I have seen those shoes in the stripper shops here. They are shoes for the stripping.

 

Here's the women's version. When I see them, I don't think "stripper."





When I see THESE, though, I definitely think "stripper."

 

I think, "Real fish would probably suffocate pretty quickly."

 

Which would also be kvlt, to be fair.

 

Fighting fish would be very metal.

 

OF COURSE!

 

Two birds, one stone. Genius!

Nice outfit, Mort.

 

I would so wear those. EVERY DAY even.

These not so much.