ST Snoke is Hux

I think it's more likely that Snoke turns out to be a little creature of yoda's species that has embraced the dark side. The hologram is totally fake.

 

We already know that the real Snoke is 7 feet tall. He's basically a bald wookie.

 

Snoke on, brother!

 

Those theories about Snoke being Leia, and now being Hux, or Phasma being Boba's clone are not cool...

It has to have a more mind-blowing talk:

Rey: "Master Luke.... Is Kylo Ren my brother?"
Luke: "Rest I need... Yes.... Rest...."
Rey: "Luke, I must know...."
Luke: "He is the sister of a Mace Windu clone."

 

My meme has spread. Yes, copyright right here. You are forbidden from using it.

 

Has anyone come up with Snoke is R2 yet? Because I think that's the only character I haven't seen guessed at. How about Snoke is just Snoke?

 

OMG!!!
You should have posted using a "Spoiler Alert" warning!!!!

 

Gee, do I really get THAT many options in the voting? I'm slightly overwhelmed.

 

Snoke is Starkiller. No not the big planet, but the dude in Force Unleashed games. He's mad that he was wiped out of existence and so he's taking out his revenge, it's also why he had Kylo name the base after him, he's a very egotistical guy.

 

But seriously...think about it.

You never see R2 and Snoke together, do you?

I think R2 in low-power mode is just a ruse, and he's using all his juice to Wifi hack into Starkiller Base systems using the data he downloaded from old Imperial systems.

Here's the thing that seals it though: Snoke is a hologram, and R2 is really, really good at projecting holograms.

Case closed. Don't say I didn't call it back in 2015.

 

He's actually just an older Engineer from the movie Prometheus. Search your heart, you know it to be true.

 

Nevermind that man behind the curtain....this theory doesn't jive with me

 

Snoke is the Wizard of Oz?

 

Snoke is Dark Side Yoda from Mortiss.

Drops mic.

 

The problem with the original poster's theory is at the end of the movie, Snoke says bring back KR to complete his training. Somebody is training the dude. That would put a bit of a fly in the ointment to get trained by guys who do not know the force.

Then again, he did get whooped by his untrained female cousin, so maybe he is being trained in the force by non force users.

Snoke/Hux - "Lift this heavy rock Kylo using only your mind".
KR - "You lift it first"
Snoke/ Hux - "Um, okay, never mind that string you see attached to the back of that rock along with those 4 stormtroopers pulling on it. It means nothing".
KR - "Can I have my money back for the one year membership I paid for to Snoke's Gym please".
Awesome.

 

Snoke/Hux = Sux

 

Hux's speech and then euphoria during the weapon detonation was one of my favorite parts of the movie. That scene shows you the First Order's complete commitment to the dark side.