Buff, NY Snowball Fight!!! ***read before playing***

-does indeed notice the Polar Bears and runs for his life hooting and hollaring all the way, He leapt over Jeff and dropped a rare T-Bone steak on his head and kept running. As Jeff sits up and removes the Polar Bear...he comes face to face with the bears-

 

Throws a "Bubble Ball" to Jeff covering him in steamy hot cocoa.

 

...this isn`t gonna be good...

 

Jeff sits up and takes the steak off his head and comes face to face with a very hungry looking, very LARGE, polar bear. Frozen with fear, Jeff awaits his untimely demise. But it doesn`t come. Jeff ends up having a pleasant conversation with the bear (whose name is Alan, by the way) about kids, work, and life in general. Jeff stands up, brushes himself off, and shakes hands with Alan the Polar Bear. "It was a pleasure to meet you, Alan." Jeff says. "Likewise" says Alan, " ..."and I`m sorry." Confused, Jeff asks "Sorry for wha.." WHAM! Alan bats Jeff with his massive paw and knocks him 30 yards into the base of a tree, knocking down the snow piled on the branches. Jeff pokes his head out of the snowpile and watches Alan lumber off into the snow with the t-bone steak in his mouth. As he slips into unconsciousness, Jeff realizes he holds no animosity towards Alan for hitting him because he understands that it`s just a polar bear`s nature.

 

:THWAP: ! Hey! where'd that come from??????

 

Damn Dave! "Thwap" Right back at cha teehee

 

owwww.... not below the belt!!!

 

Why do you think Vader wears his codpiece?

 

-While Dave was...recovering...he didnt see that sudden flash of white fabric and suddenly Wingnut "SnowFight Linebacker" struck yet again running him over with a tackle as he grinned evily and darted back off TO PARTS UNKNOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-

(Coffee Coffee Coffee!)

 

Scottie you should not be running around in just your Tighty Whities in this kind of weather. You'll catch something.

 

coughing and gasping for air (i think i see a little blood too)....

jedidave gets up.... shakes the snow off him, reset's his dislocated shoulder (ala mel gibson in Lethal Weapon) and peers all around for his attacker... (the blur that came out of nowhere in the tidy whities).....


.....what's that? did that bush just move? hmmmmmm

I spring to the bush, ninja gaiden style, rip off the weakly hiding scott and squarely roundhouse kick him chuck norris style

i stand over his twitching body and scream (in my best subtitled chinese voice) "A jock strap would have protected them much better SUCKA! You've just been served newbie style! HEE-YAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa (echoing across the land)"

 

I'm furiously re-building my melted invisible snow fort. These boys play too rough for me.

Plugging in my double boiler so I can make some nice chocolates for the roughhousing crew.

 

fffffffttttttt, Splash , ssssssssss, A big ole snowball flies right into the big pot of chocolate.

 

Grrrrrr

{in soup-nazi voice}: No chocolate for you!

 

<<<<<<<Is Sorry & begs forgivness buy helping rebuild the fortress

 

Ah, that's much better!

 

Scopes up some mud as it drips out of his hands. Tries to roll it around in his hands trying to make a ball out of it but fails. "oh **** it!" Walks up to chris and rubs it in his face, then runs and hide under his house!

 

runs over to elaine and drops some mud on top of her head.....

 

Which ends up knockign her out as the mud has frozen hard as a brick. Tom helps he out with some smelling salts & an Ice pack......

 

craws back under his house and rolls around in the mud.