JCC So, do you REALLY want to make your tech geek friends jealous?

If, then get this.

 

Wow it's like everything I despise about everything wrapped up in one handy package!

 

Well, I've already got a super vhs player, so I'm pretty sure they're totally jealous already.

 

What if it rains? Is there and equally impressive umbrella and wind shield to keep me dry while I bask in the tv awesomeness trying to get laid?

 

You could throw one hell of a Super Bowl party

 

When I want to impress my tech geek friends, I tell them I have sex with regularity.

 

pffft. have sex with a singularity and i'll be impressed.

 

I have sex with jocularity.

 

No, you don't.

 

I have sex with malaria.





... wait, I don't think I understand this game.

 

Mah gawd.