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JCC So here is what I have for this evening.......

Discussion in 'Community' started by BBQ Bill72, Feb 28, 2014.

  1. BBQ Bill72

    BBQ Bill72 Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Nov 1, 2012
    In no particular order:
    -Can of Shaving Cream
    -Razor
    -4 candles
    - 3 kittens
    -Bottle of lube
    -2 fifths of vodka
    -3 pints of baby oil
    -A tarp
    -Deck of cards
    -Case of Boone's Farm
    -Bell Biv Devo CD
    -Vaseline
    -Hot Sauce
    -Diapers
    -Can of Dinty Moore Beef Stew

    So now what do I do???
     
    BBQ Bill72, Feb 28, 2014
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  2. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    Throw away the Dinty Moore. Unroll tarp, lay deck of cards out on it. Light candles at each corner of tarp. Diaper the kittens. turn on BBD cd

    Mix the hot sauce, Boone's Farm, vodka and 1/3 of the baby oil and vaseline. Apply shaving cream, use razor to shave your entire body. Slather yourself with the mixed ingredients and then roll around on the tarp to see how many cards you pick up.

    Enjoy your night.
     
    Healer_Leona , Feb 28, 2014
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  3. Mr. K

    Mr. K Moderator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Oct 23, 1999
    you have kittens?
     
    Mr. K, Feb 28, 2014
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  4. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Chosen One star 7

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    Apr 25, 2004
    Get some friends to do this with you, and play a few hands of poker with the cards you pick up. (Cards have to be laid face-down of course.)
     
    Alpha-Red, Feb 28, 2014
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  5. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    Dec 27, 2012
    No bacon?! Wtf is wrong with you?
     
    Mortimer Snerd, Feb 28, 2014
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  6. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    Mar 14, 2004
    put that stuff in your closet, sit down at your computer, and start some threads about meat! everybody loves it.
     
    tom, Feb 28, 2014
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