FF:VIC So I really screwed up: the definative Year 12 thread.

Chances are that I'm not the only poor bastard doing Year 12 here, and with exams in just over a month, I figure this would be just what we need for some more procrastination.

So I hear this 'study' thing works for some people? Anyone heard of this technique?

PS. UMAT sucks le shizzel.

Study? Stuh...deee?

Never heard of it.


I suggest you use the technique I used to barely scrape through year 12.

Remind yourself on a daily basis "This is NOT the be-all and end-all of my life"

Should help you out


(or do that study thing...supposedly that's what smart kids do)

Lachie, Pip and I are probably considered "smart", but we allowed the infantile demon noise made of cream custard 'study' die in the throes of Le Frenzle-ka nay'heit: the Palace of the late Punjab Muhatti.

It was a wonderfully warm and pleasant day; indeed, if not for the pressing need to find a foxhole from which to emerge upon the prarie green (it was take 3 you see) I would of surely popped upon the village bark and uncorked the hard-working fire ants.

You see kids, it may seem as if le shiz does indeed not = fizzle niggle, but that is why we must train ourselves in the art of cung hong, ancient sensei master of french cooking. "Never eat le tarte before the hunt commence". For the truly wise know that a universal truth will dawn at the crest of Hill Le Grond, south of London.


Kane has just been elected to Monash Student Council.

Le live in Le Fear, for Le Power Le Groweth.

study is for the weak. as my year 12 exams approach i shall be joining you in this procrastination thread, my friends!

DO YOU REMEMBER, OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES, WHAT A CORKER! DO YOU REMEMBER?

Study, hmmmmmmmmmmm...NOPE...never did it.


Read the text book day before the exam and then took the test. Simple.

Bless my photographic memory.

Studying? Bah, never got me anywhere.

I made it into a uni, by slacking off every minute of my life. And nwo that im here, i still pass, with flying colors.

Thok and I are kindred spirits.

Booo hoo the poor student has to actually work!

Next time you need a doctor mixo, and you look into his uncomprehending eyes as he nervously sizes you up, perhaps ponder awhile that in having to spend so many hours outside of university working slave wages to support his academic endevour, he never quite got round to thoroughly learning that anatomy textbook.

Then, with your femur firmly attached to your skull, you can absurdly pontificate around, lamenting the boo hoo poor student who actually had to work.

I agree with kanez0r

In the White House, tiny voices!

la la la!

The tiny voices in my head tell me to burn things....

i agree not. I am sick of sooky wah wah arts students crying about increased fees and having to much work to do! Face it you are arts students!!!!! You have it easy!!!!! Gee you teen fiends, experience a little character building hardship

If only they were doing arts...

Passed my first midterm with zero wrong...

it pays to buy boooks and never open them to pass the class.


*grovels*

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

you smell like cat food.

Which Arts Students? I certainly hope you're not referring to me; I'll be distinctly offended.

Ha ha ha. Kane is an Arts studnet!!

Aren't we all just arts students at heart?

In the sense that we don't really study as much as we probably should?

Well...yes, I suppose so.

All i hear is cry sook cry. Students in Ballarat protest but who cares? Just buckle down, study and get a job!

why the hell did i think you were a genetics/bio student then kane?

Because he got all like "Yo dawg, ixnay, wat goes down with the g's at the bio d?" and we were all like "Yo it's cool bro, we is just chillin to some blues while the bad-ass mo fo homies cut up some DN-mother******-A" and then he was all like "Respect that, but your locus is all g-ed. No chromosome f***s you up as much as the 21 yo, so we is like isolation this at the AG-13, innit." then like, everyone there was "Word dawg, you is all f****en brained up and s***".

Ring a bell?