Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Jedi_Master_Damir, Sep 23, 2004.
Oookay, now that's scary.
Although I have to give Mixo credit for such seamless rhyming
Ohh, you have so much more delightful poetry and innappropriate come ons ahead!
*takes Daphne aside*
Now, here's the name of my armourer, and if you pay Boogie enough, I'm sure he'll do some sort of hey-presto flirt blocking thingy majigger if you get sick of the aheheh...attention
Here's my wallet.
Hey, what's this? I never knew we had a "Castrate flirter" button. . .
Take it to the JCC! Doooo iiiiittt! I have a whole list for you!
Hey I am a gentleman of the highest order!
Ah yes, Sir Pantstent, you do have gentlemanly qualities, I guess...
He's also an impressive, imposing able-bodied man. I know, I've seen him!
Go on J-E, admit you love for Mixo and clear the air round here!
Confessions of love can be tricky. I suggest you tell him the following:
"From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask."
Just reading that again made me cringe.
As a baby's bottom.
I am still waiting a return trip to Ballarat from you southeners
About one sentence in to that quote, I fell off my chair and entered the fetal position.
Aww...and I haven't even gotten to the 'I don't like sand...' bit yet...
You're from Ballarat?
If you even think about wuoting the 'I hate sand' malarky, flying monkeys will come and pull your hair!
Quoting the "sand" speech is a bannable offense.
Do you think Mr Lucas' kids are adopted? Because given that sort of dialogue it's a small wonder he isn't still on his V plates.
Now now, Lucas would have gotten off his V-Plates many a year ago.... at least, after he made his frist mill. I mean, some of those old school pics, with the rugged beard and glasses, HOOOTT!
"I don't like s-"
*Runs away screaming as flying monkeys pull at hair and Boogie's finger hovers over the 'ban' button*
Come now, PoT. Back in the American Graffiti days I'm sure he was one hell of a spunk.
yes where is the 2006 Ballarat trip? Yes I am from Ballarat
Do you attend school/uni there, Mixo?
I can't believe Lake Wendouree dried up. Doesn't stop them from making innocent little high school students run 6 km around it though...