JCC So I was told it was my 5 year anniversary here....

Or "congradts"

 

This here article is for yall to learn about a place called Arlon that I made up for a story. Congradts on finding it. Arlon is a place on the outskirts of heaven - no demons, pagans, women in sleeveless clothing or skirts above the ankle are allowed there.

 

I KNEW IT HAD TO BE YOU

 

IT HAD TO BE DONE

 

are there jews in arlon?

 

I realize the context of this statement, but I still can't help but snicker.

 

Only if they look Jewish, and not Arab or Greek. If they're not wearing prayer shawls, they are imposters, and should be shot on sight.
http://boards.theforce.net/your_jedi_council_community/b10008/28629498/r28632059/

 

Do they have premarital sex in this mythical paradise?

 

It's allowed only if it's with a first cousin.

 

But isn't it already in heaven? What would shooting even accomplish?

And I'm fairly certain I remember that wiki page being linked here at least once before for the exact same reason. Don't remember when though.

 

Arlon is not in heaven. Arlon is in Arlon.

 

The outskirts of heaven are still in heaven.

 

Don't argue with me.

 

But it's fun!

 

all this time it turns out arlon was some sort of walloon separatist weirdo

 

I actually thought 'Arlon' was some Tolkien thing I had never heard of until Arlol explained it as fiction years ago.

I request the details of 'Arlon' and what it means/is.

Congrats on 5 years. I hope you leave behind...and I mean this not as a put down...some or all of your bigotry as displayed in your vids.

 

GAP?

 

My name's not Arlon.

 

Vive les francophones!




This is the tattoo Arlon should get for his anniversary. Placement is up for discussion.



-sj loves kevin spacey

 

On his chest, in a prison gang style.


Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.

 

No. On his right calf, in block letters.

 

Tramp stamp

 

No tattoos ever.

Arlon is a place I made up. It's the name of a Fort on a planet that is being used to fight in a new war. The stories are somewhat science fiction with modern and middle ages stuff. Most likely will never be done though, but hey.

 

I was going to write something nice (Arlon, you let other people pull your leg way too often here ), but MrZAP already said it better than I would have so I'll just quote him.

Happy 5 years dude.

 

Have you ever considered doing like a...stop animation version of that story? Post it here.