so.....i'm about to lose my virginity

This chick is on her way over to my place now. Just to set the record straight, I'm a 21 year old virgin and this will be my first time. And I'm scared.

Any advice? Comments?

Locking for now.

 

Don't blow your cover.

 

And you're posting for that advice here?!

Typho, my good man, you are doomed.

 

Have fun!

 

PPOR

 

WAIT A MINUTE! Why are prepping up on the JC? Go get ready, man!

 

you gotta know when to hold 'em, and know when to fold 'em.

 

Is it her first time? If not let her do the teaching.

 

QFT. To the doc, you listen.

 

and why are you talking about this on the jcc if you're about to get laid?

 

I see that you go the Radford. If she is a Radford student as well, double wrap it and hope for the best.

 

I've done my prep work.....got my condoms....got fresh underwear....sexy underwear hopefully, setting up the room....got candles....cleaned up so we'll have room if we need it.......got paper cups.....tissues.....anything else we may need, all I'm waiting on now is her.

 

How much was she?

 

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After every phase, pause, remove yourself (so to speak) from the activity and post about it on the Internet. It's the only way to ensure that you're doing it properly.



Rick McCallum loves you!

 

Get the hell off your computer dude.

Yikes.

 

Oh this isn't her first time. Suppose I'll let her be the leader.

 

Paper cups?

At least that answers one question (for which you should ditch her)...

 

don't forget to turn off your monitor or exit this window when she gets here.

-The Scummy-

 

Yes, do so.

And one question... paper cups?!

Reddi-whip, okay. Handcuffs, yes. Cherries... strawberries... chocolate syrup... all the various things available, and you bring paper cups?!?!

 

Enjoy yourself.

 

Sexy lingerie is key.

 

What the hell man?!?