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so.....i'm about to lose my virginity

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Captain_Typho, Oct 14, 2005.

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  1. Captain_Typho

    Captain_Typho Jedi Master star 5

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    This chick is on her way over to my place now. Just to set the record straight, I'm a 21 year old virgin and this will be my first time. And I'm scared. :(

    Any advice? Comments?

    Locking for now.
     
  2. bountyhunter2999

    bountyhunter2999 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Don't blow your cover.
     
  3. Kavic_Toth

    Kavic_Toth Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    And you're posting for that advice here?!

    Typho, my good man, you are doomed.
     
  4. MariahJSkywalker

    MariahJSkywalker Poopoo Head star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  5. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    PPOR
     
  6. DarthPoojaNaberrie

    DarthPoojaNaberrie Jedi Master star 5

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  7. bountyhunter2999

    bountyhunter2999 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    WAIT A MINUTE! Why are prepping up on the JC? Go get ready, man!
     
  8. Dagobah_Dweller

    Dagobah_Dweller Jedi Padawan star 4

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    you gotta know when to hold 'em, and know when to fold 'em.
     
  9. doc4converse

    doc4converse Jedi Padawan star 4

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    o_O

    Is it her first time? If not let her do the teaching. ;)
     
  10. Kavic_Toth

    Kavic_Toth Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    QFT. To the doc, you listen.
     
  11. LegatoBluesummers

    LegatoBluesummers Jedi Knight star 5

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    and why are you talking about this on the jcc if you're about to get laid?
     
  12. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I see that you go the Radford. If she is a Radford student as well, double wrap it and hope for the best.
     
  13. Captain_Typho

    Captain_Typho Jedi Master star 5

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    I've done my prep work.....got my condoms....got fresh underwear....sexy underwear hopefully, setting up the room....got candles....cleaned up so we'll have room if we need it.......got paper cups.....tissues.....anything else we may need, all I'm waiting on now is her.
     
  14. Hoth_Potato

    Hoth_Potato Jedi Youngling star 1

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    How much was she?
     
  15. Jays_Hetero_Lifemate

    Jays_Hetero_Lifemate Jedi Youngling star 3

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  16. AdamBertocci

    AdamBertocci Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    After every phase, pause, remove yourself (so to speak) from the activity and post about it on the Internet. It's the only way to ensure that you're doing it properly.



    Rick McCallum loves you!
     
  17. TypoCelchu

    TypoCelchu Jedi Master star 6

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  18. SueAsideRide

    SueAsideRide Jedi Master star 4

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    Get the hell off your computer dude.

    Yikes.
     
  19. Captain_Typho

    Captain_Typho Jedi Master star 5

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    Oh this isn't her first time. Suppose I'll let her be the leader.
     
  20. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Paper cups?

    At least that answers one question (for which you should ditch her)...
     
  21. -RebelScum-

    -RebelScum- Jedi Master star 6

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    don't forget to turn off your monitor or exit this window when she gets here.

    [hl=green]-The Scummy-[/hl]
     
  22. Kavic_Toth

    Kavic_Toth Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yes, do so.

    And one question... paper cups?!

    Reddi-whip, okay. Handcuffs, yes. Cherries... strawberries... chocolate syrup... all the various things available, and you bring paper cups?!?!

    :p
     
  23. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Enjoy yourself.
     
  24. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Sexy lingerie is key.
     
  25. Errant_Venture

    Errant_Venture Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    What the hell man?!?
     
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