so.....i'm about to lose my virginity

Expect the worst, hope for the best.

 

When you're done say, "that's it? You sister was way better than that."

 

Paper cups...but no lube.

 

Avoid the alcohol....

Oh, wait, scratch that ---- you are 21 years old. No problem.

 

Does she know that you have never done it? because just incase you suck you will have an excuse

 

True.

 

Add me to the list of people who say... paper cups?!

Oh, good luck.

 

For the use of paper cups, see also the deleted scene from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back where Jay negotiates with the hookers.

 

One word: rhymes with "hit."

Hence why he should ditch her...

 

Perhaps he's collecting a sample for later?!

 

@ Kavic

 

He hasn't posted in awhile. Now we're gonna have to wait FOREVER to find out what the paper cups were for!

 

Oooo................... the suspense

 

Why are you asking for advice here?

 

Make sure you put it in the right hole.

 

Are you going to break into singing and dancing of Aquarius when you're done?

 

I guess we'll have to ask him about the paper cups when he returns.

 

At least 45 seconds, give or take a few for removal of socks.

 

This is not fair. He should have explained before turning his computer off to go do it.

The suspense is killing me.

edit- Kavic

 

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Should have been obligatory from you also...

Angel Jay: [singing] Jesus loves the little children.
[to Jay]
Angel Jay: Oh, sorry I'm late. So what's the deal?
[pauses]
Angel Jay: Oh ****, don't tell me you're thinking of whipping your **** out on this fine piece of woman, are you?
[smacks Jay with his halo]
Angel Jay: Tell, you what - look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks it's okay(that) you whip your **** out.
[Silent Bob shakes his head]

 

My best advice is to make sure the lady is stretched out first. Otherwise it's painful for the both of you. And I'm not talking tendons.

 

droideka EDIT: That is way past the line of family friendly, even with the stuff starred out

 

Maybe it's 'cause he thinks she'll want to spit during the act.

 

5 dollars American says he didn't go through with it....

And I'm curious to what the hell paper cups would be used for.

 

I'll give you a dollar to put it in the wrong hole.