so.....i'm about to lose my virginity

He whimpers, and she rolls her eyes.

 

So, he's a nine year old slave now, is he?

 

Oh my. You guys are just too damn funny.

Typho and any other JC virgins out there let this be a reminder to all of you....DO NOT POST A THREAD ABOUT YOU LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE THE SOURCE OF EVERYONE ELSES AMUSEMENT.


With that said keep up the comedy gold!

 

What male have you ever met that didn't act like a nine-year-old slave after their first time?

 

Ohh Icky Icky Goo!

 

I've never been with a virgin.

Too late now.

 

The Girl: I can't. It's too big.
Typho: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?


Typho: "Oh. I thought they smelled bad on the outside".

 

Fixed

 

What male have you ever met that didn't act like a nine-year-old slave after every time?


There, fixed it for you

 

Maybe she's a Star Wars freak too, and she'll ask him to go for the small thermal exhaust port right below the main port.

 

I must say, with the start of Shredder's thread the other night, the JC has been a pretty funny place since then.

 

stay on target....

 

But we've never slept together! How'd you know that, DaJuan?!?!

 

Topic: so.....i'm about to lose my virginity.... and my dignity online.

*Fixed.

 

Girl: Did it go in?
Typho: Negative. It impacted on the surface.

 

What male have you ever met that didn't act like a nine-year-old slave after their first time?

I'm a virgin, so I wouldn't know, but I imagine you're right. Little horny love slaves. Whipped!

 

Typho after 20 seconds:

I can't. Everything's overheated.//Anakin

 

Get out of here, Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!

 

Girl: You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!

 

The Girl: Where are you taking this... thing?

 

I'm a woman, we know these things. Don't question our powers of knowledge.

 

Stay On Target....