Discussion in 'Community' started by GrandAdmiralJello
, Jan 1, 2013.
Miana Kenobi informs me that the whales eat jello.
Jealous!!! Tell Shamu I said hi!
Nice knowing you Jayjay!
What about the otters??
Edit: Of Jello, not otters. Unless of course the Jello is otter-flavored. Mmmm-mm!
I'll send you a PM about how I want you to greet the otters for me.
Make sure you send pictures of you swearing fealty to the emperor penguins.
Dammit. I have a t-shirt of a penguin dressed as a Roman emperor. I should have worn it. I hadn't because civilized people do not wear such garments in public.
Horsey, this is a children's park!!
Civilised people don't own them, period.
Photo credit Miana. Best we could do, Ender.
Also the shirt is awesome. Here's the design:
I click on this thread and see A GIANT PHOTO OF JELLO'S FACE.
I'm surprised Jello even owns a T-shirt, of any kind.
Great photo, though!
Jello is the new Alfred Hitchcock.
Now, take him to feed the feral dolphins. PLEASE?
Nice pic Jay!
Now why would they be feeding jello to whales?
Because they like the texture. It's non flavored non sugar gelatin.
Then it's not really jello.
No worries Jay, you're safe.
Jello, can you go back and get some when kneeling? I feel that's better
When are you coming back to DC, Jay?
Rachel, why isn't there narwhal jousting? I feel like that's an oversight.
Alas, PETA took away the whale jousting. Stupid PETA.
OSHA also took away the other whale jousting, where the trainers would ride the whales with target poles and try and knock the other off.
Orcas are the bad asses of the ocean. They're apex predators, meaning they're basically at the top of the food chain.
Yep, that's right: Orcas will eat great whites.
Can you still have sex with a prostitute beluga at Sea World?
Too bad they didn't take away the practice of keeping Orcas in captivity as circus performers.
Killing a smaller weaker creature which can't breathe in air when you can is hardly cause for claiming major badassery.
What about Sperm Whales? Those things can eat Colossal Squid and have 8inch cone-shaped teeth which weigh up to 1kg each (well, males do anyway).
And that's overlooking the fact that Moby Dick is based on a real-life event where a Sperm Whale took out an entire ship by itself and on a real white whale which survived many encounters with whalers.
Orcas hang out in pods like wimps and prey on weak adults or calves as is common with bullies, Sperm Whales (the big male ones anyway) are loners and therefore way more hardcore. Plus they don't fit in tanks to be enclosed by man and shamelessly paraded as entertainment for the masses.
So, who is the real badass?