JCC So I'm at Sea World

Discussion in 'Community' started by GrandAdmiralJello, Jan 1, 2013.

  1. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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  2. s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod

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    Jealous!!! Tell Shamu I said hi!
  3. Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus

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    Nice knowing you Jayjay!
  4. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    What about the otters??
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  5. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    What flavor??

    Edit: Of Jello, not otters. Unless of course the Jello is otter-flavored. Mmmm-mm!
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  6. s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod

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    I'll send you a PM about how I want you to greet the otters for me. [face_mischief]
  7. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Make sure you send pictures of you swearing fealty to the emperor penguins.
  8. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Dammit. I have a t-shirt of a penguin dressed as a Roman emperor. I should have worn it. I hadn't because civilized people do not wear such garments in public.

    Horsey, this is a children's park!!
  9. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Civilised people don't own them, period.
  10. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    [IMG]

    Photo credit Miana. Best we could do, Ender.

    Also the shirt is awesome. Here's the design:

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  11. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    I click on this thread and see A GIANT PHOTO OF JELLO'S FACE.
  12. Mar17swgirl Chosen One

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    I'm surprised Jello even owns a T-shirt, of any kind. :p

    Great photo, though! :D
  13. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    Jello is the new Alfred Hitchcock.
  14. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    Now, take him to feed the feral dolphins. PLEASE?
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  15. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    Nice pic Jay!

    Now why would they be feeding jello to whales?
  16. Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus

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    Because they like the texture. It's non flavored non sugar gelatin.
  17. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    Then it's not really jello.

    No worries Jay, you're safe. :p
  18. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Jello, can you go back and get some when kneeling? I feel that's better
  19. TahiriVeilaSolo69 Force Ghost

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    When are you coming back to DC, Jay?
  20. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Friday.

    Rachel, why isn't there narwhal jousting? I feel like that's an oversight.
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  21. Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus

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    Alas, PETA took away the whale jousting. Stupid PETA.

    OSHA also took away the other whale jousting, where the trainers would ride the whales with target poles and try and knock the other off. :(
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  22. Guinastasia Force Ghost

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    Orcas are the bad asses of the ocean. They're apex predators, meaning they're basically at the top of the food chain.

    Yep, that's right: Orcas will eat great whites.
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  23. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Can you still have sex with a prostitute beluga at Sea World?
  24. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Too bad they didn't take away the practice of keeping Orcas in captivity as circus performers. [face_dancing]
  25. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    Bah!
    Killing a smaller weaker creature which can't breathe in air when you can is hardly cause for claiming major badassery.


    What about Sperm Whales? Those things can eat Colossal Squid and have 8inch cone-shaped teeth which weigh up to 1kg each (well, males do anyway).
    And that's overlooking the fact that Moby Dick is based on a real-life event where a Sperm Whale took out an entire ship by itself and on a real white whale which survived many encounters with whalers.

    Orcas hang out in pods like wimps and prey on weak adults or calves as is common with bullies, Sperm Whales (the big male ones anyway) are loners and therefore way more hardcore. Plus they don't fit in tanks to be enclosed by man and shamelessly paraded as entertainment for the masses.


    So, who is the real badass?
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