So I'm pretty much alone in here, I think.

Think I'll watch TV naked.

 

Damnit! 255 channels and nothing's on. Wonder what's on pay-per-view?

 

Maybe I'll go over to girls' house and see if they have any good DVDs.

 

Bloody hell!! Looks like GIMER's home! Wonder if I should sneak around back and put some clothes on or just wander in naked and pretend like nothing's amiss?

 

Looks like he's gone. Well, that was strange. Didn't say a word. I'm not sure how he couldn't have noticed.

Oh well. Let's watch some Arrested Development!

 

*comes in the room*

Hey Souder, have you seen the Dorit - ...oh my God.

 

Hey Suzi! What's up, dude? Want a beer?


You alright, man? You look a little pale...

 

I just...uhh...forgot my childhood in the kitchen...

 

What do you mean? Is something wrong...?

 

I'm going to go back to my room now. When I get back here, I really hope you have some damn clothes on.

 

Oh fine. *puts on some drawers and a T-shirt*


Better?

I think I'm gonna find a thread that will allow me to express my displeasure at your conventions!

 

I've just instigated a panty raid, even if poorly executed.
Go to the girls house!

 

I'm there like stink a bantha's ass!!

 

I'm back.
Just go in and get back before you're caught!

 

Back!

Woohoo!! That was fun. I'm gonna go put some clothes on! I'll be right back, guys.

 

Looks like everyone's asleep and it's pretty much just me. Now...what to do?

Maybe I should write my paper?

 

Hey Bri.


-JR

 

Jay!! Hey dude! Wasn't expecting you here. Good thing you showed up before I got naked. I think Suzi's still recovering from last night!

 

I'm sure you can't blame, him.

I'm posting just for a few mins from Celebration Europe. I found an internet terminal that charges a fortune per minute!

How are you, my friend?


-JR

 

I'm pretty fantastic, honestly! I slept in Morella's bed last night.

 

Suzuki mentioned something about her breasts being a gift from God. Care to elaborate on that, Bri...?


-JR

 

Alas, she chose not to join me. Instead, she dropped a horse's head in the bed with me. Amazingly cuddly thing, though.