So its back to work today...

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by anakin_pm, Jan 2, 2002.

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  1. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    no no no, they can be drunk, it's no good pulling when you've got beer goggles on. There still has to be standards. Even if they are shallow ones.

    ED: You need to find a small breasted, homely girl who won't make your life a living hell,

    I met one on New Years eve. Apparently she liked me for the last year. //shudders//

  2. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    You need to find a small breasted, homely girl who won't make your life a living hell,

    You mean still at school...doing their mocks GCSE's...cos man they aren't the problem..it's their dads
  3. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    LMAO @ Arun.

    I nearly fell off my chair. [face_laugh]
  4. DARK_SCORE Force Ghost

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    Another thread dissolves into tawdry libidinous soundbites...

    ... that's the kind of thing I like reading when I'm locked to my desk all afternoon! :D
  5. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    As long as you didn't fall on your mallet. No girl, homely, small breasted or otherwise is gonna want damaged goods.
  6. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Funnily enough, I did fall on my mallet, and my mallet still hurts.
  7. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Did you break it? Is it in a pot? ROTFLMAO
  8. DARK_SCORE Force Ghost

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    OK, so answer me this: I get back to work today to find an email in my inbox saying:

    We met a while ago and I'm checking if your single, so r u? (no joke)

    Have no idea who it's from. It's from a strange hotmail account but ain't spam. What would you do???
  9. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    How the hell did you fall on it!!!??

    Answer it:

    Hello...before I answer that question..may I ask for the pleasure of your name and vital satistics
  10. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    LOl @ Arun.

    How the hell did you fall on it!!!??

    Let's just say that I was demonstrating to my assistant. ;)

  11. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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  12. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Yeah...how *did* you fall on it? Is it in a sling?

    What Arun said. Answer it. When of course you're sure it's not your girlfriend having a laugh.
  13. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    What Arun said. Answer it. When of course you're sure it's not your girlfriend having a laugh

    My cousins do that to their boyfriends. The poor sods......
  14. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    So truthfulness, integrity and broken mallets run in the family? ;)


  15. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Well I hope the broken mallets don't run in the family as they are women. Though if they did, I would at least know how long it will take to heal.

  16. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm confused...you are still talking about your John Henry aren't you?
  17. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Actually I meant your cousins boyfriends were in the broken mallet club.

    Yup, he's still talking about his Timmy.
  18. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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  19. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    erm, I haven't really broken it......though many years ago I did trap it in the zip of my jeans. Now I only wear button-flys.

  20. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Yup...that's a killer..

  21. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    ooooh... nothing worse than getting your mallet caught in your zip.
  22. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    TIMAYE makes me LOL everytime dang you.

    // winces

    The dreaded Something About Mary Moment

    // points and laughs @ OA
  23. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    //points and laughs back at TTG.
  24. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    I was frying some sausages once in the buff...and man you got to watch that hot oil..
  25. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    I was frying some sausages once in the buff

    So much potential for innuendo and I can't think of anything funny. No change there then. [face_plain]
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