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  1. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 1, 2000
    star 6
    Oh boy, am I gonna be rich! You suckers are gonna eat my dust, because I'm gonna have so much money, I'm probably gonna move to Rio De Janero! I'm gonna be drinkin' margaritas by the beach, while the rest of you clods are here slowing dieing in the Las Vegas sun. How am I gonna do this, you ask? Well, check out this e-mail I just recieved:

    Attention: Sir /Madam

    My name is Mr. Sam Coker a member of Independent Committee of
    Eminent Persons (ICEP), Switzerland. ICEP is charged with the responsibility
    finding bank accounts in Switzerland belonging to non-Swiss indigenes, which
    have remained dormant since World War II.
    It may interest you to know that in July of 1997, the Swiss Banker's
    Association published a list of dormant accounts originally opened by
    non-Swiss citizens. These accounts had been dormant since the end of World
    II (May 9, 1945). Most belonged to Holocaust victims. The continuing
    efforts of the Independent Committee of Eminent Persons (ICEP) have since
    resulted in the discovery of additional dormant
    accounts - 54,000 in December, 1999.

    The published lists contain all types of dormant accounts, including
    interest-bearing savings accounts, securities accounts, safe deposit boxes,
    custody accounts, and non-interest-bearing transaction accounts.
    Numbered accounts are also included. Interest is paid on accounts that were
    interest bearing when established.
    The Claims Resolution Tribunal (CRT) handles processing of all claims on
    accounts due non-Swiss citizens. A dormant account of ORDNER ADELE with
    credit balance of 50,000,000 US dollar plus accumulated interest was
    discovered by me. The beneficiary was murdered during the holocaust
    era, leaving no WILL and no possible records for trace of heirs.
    The Claims Resolution Tribunal has been mandated to report all unclaimed
    funds for permanent closure of accounts and transfer of existing credit
    balance into the treasury of Switzerland government as provided by the law
    for management of assets of deceased beneficiaries who died interstate
    (living no wills).
    Being a member of ICEP, I have all secret details and necessary contacts
    for claim of the funds without any hitch. The funds will be banked in any
    country of your choice outside Switzerland or a tax free country,
    where we can safely withdrew the funds and we can share the funds and use
    for investment of our choice. Due to the sensitive nature of my job, I
    need a foreigner to HELP claim the
    All that is required of you is to provide me with your details for
    of the necessary legal and administrative claim documents for transfer of
    funds to you.
    You can find additional information about unclaimed funds through the
    internet at the following websites: , ,

    The Holocaust Claims Processing Office has put funds in Escrow awaiting
    submission of valid claims for necessary disbursement.
    I find myself privileged to have this information and this may be a great
    opportunity for a life time of success without risks.
    Please include your direct telephone when responding to this mail ,for
    further explanation to you

    Thank you for your prompt response.

    Mr. Sam Coker

    I bet you all are wishing you were me right now, don'tcha, peabrains. Well, I'm gonna e-mail this guy back and get my 25 million!
  2. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2003
    star 4
    Ahh the fine art of sarcastic humor (I hope)
  3. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 1, 2000
    star 6
    You're just jealous, dude, because I'm gonna be rich, and your gonna be not rich. I sense that you are green with envy, almost as green as a first draft Han Solo.
  4. Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2002
    star 4
    bah! thats nothin! I get constant emails from the prince of Nigeria asking me personally to help him transfer gold funds out of his country! He must really want me to help him becuaseI get at least 4 emails from him a month, and he must be hiding from the king or something because his name keeps changing.
  5. Darth-Kevin-Thomas Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2002
    star 5
    I did that once...They cheated me out of 4 million dollars....but at least i got the other 6 million.

    this post has been brought to you by DKT's butler.

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