He constantly demands the finest in wool wear, but I keep telling him that I can't buy such things with an EBT card; He refuses to listen to reason!
it's sad that even in a nonsensical parody thread you had to remind us of your unemployed life on food stamps.
This is the worst JCC thread since the last one I read. Edit: bettered by Tom. And not ashamed to admit it.
Dave, if I update my imbeezel parody thread will you continue to poop nuggets of solid gold into it? PLEASE?
Well, if this ends up as the worst Community thread of 2014 (it's likely to happen!), then at least that's some sort of an accomplishment.