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JCC So, okay, I Want Your Ideas For a Creative Proposal

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, Mar 14, 2013.

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  1. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Then do it at home, with the kiddos on the couch with her. Drop to a knee, tell her everything you love is front of you and pop the question.
     
    Diggy , Mar 14, 2013
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  2. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Photoshop. Lightsaber. Front page of tf.n.
     
    jp-30, Mar 14, 2013
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  3. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Why do you want her to say no?
     
    Diggy , Mar 14, 2013
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  4. MarcusP2

    MarcusP2 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Carve it into the skin of a pork roast, so that it shows up while cooking. Regardless of her reaction eat it immediately.
     
    MarcusP2, Mar 14, 2013
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  5. Diggy

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    Does she like Lego? Build " Will You Marry Me?" Out of Lego for her to find.
     
    Diggy , Mar 14, 2013
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  6. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    Oh hell, I'd marry you, Marcus, if you did something like that.

    Edit: The Lego thing would work if I was proposing to one of my children, but that'd be...y'know...sick and stuff.
     
    Mortimer Snerd, Mar 14, 2013
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  7. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    You want better ideas? Come up with something better than huhuhuh me! when asked what she likes. If not, then do one.
     
    Diggy , Mar 14, 2013
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  8. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    Will you have sex with me in a dumpster behind 7-11?
     
    Mortimer Snerd, Mar 14, 2013
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  9. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Me? No. I'm a born again virgin.
     
    Diggy , Mar 14, 2013
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  10. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    Damn.
     
    Mortimer Snerd, Mar 14, 2013
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  11. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    She's a Native American flutist who loves eagles, buffalo, dogs, fart jokes, and is in a band. She's ****ing awesome, and I'd steal her from Dave, if I could (I still may try).
     
    Harpua, Mar 14, 2013
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  12. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    Kristie is hereby formally invited to join us on our honeymoon.

    Edit: Bow chicka bow bow, etc.
     
    Mortimer Snerd, Mar 14, 2013
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  13. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    From Kristie's description I think I'd like her too.

    And just because I'm warped in that way, I'm going to suggest proposing following a fart joke.

    More serious mode, my first instinct is to say skywriting over the festival. But I have no idea what that involves, other than expensive as hell airplanes.

    So unfortunately I'm not sure I've got anything.
     
    anakinfansince1983 , Mar 14, 2013
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  14. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 3

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    Give her a Dutch oven and when she comes up for air have the ring ready.
     
    George Roper, Mar 14, 2013
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  15. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    You should. You seem to actually know the woman.
     
    Diggy , Mar 14, 2013
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  16. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Dress up as a robber and stage a home invasion. Once she comes at you with a baseball bat, rip off the mask and say "I LOVE YOU ENOUGH TO STEAL YOUR HEART. MARRY ME PLEASE"
     
    I Are The Internets, Mar 14, 2013
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  17. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Holy crap, that's great.

    Get the DM front man to ask her to join them for a song, then bring you onstage instead and you pop the question.
     
    Kiki-Gonn, Mar 14, 2013
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  18. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Dave, you need to trust me on this. I tried to steer you right in the other thread on this. Dig a deep dry well in your basement. Lower her into it. Spend a week dancing around naked with your dog and ignoring her. Go to the edge of the well and holler down to her, "It puts the lotion in the basket and it puts on the engagement ring".

    If this results in a wedding, you 2 are set for life in terms of compatibility and marital resilience.
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Mar 14, 2013
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  19. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    I think that would be considered a rather modest proposal.
     
    Aytee-Aytee, Mar 14, 2013
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  20. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    No, that would be if he served her the kids for dinner.
     
    Ramza, Mar 14, 2013
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  21. Harpua

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    So far, Kiki has given the best idea.
     
    Harpua, Mar 14, 2013
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  22. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    I think he has as well. The wheels are still turning, but I might just try to make that happen.



    Or what Myke said.
     
    Mortimer Snerd, Mar 15, 2013
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  23. Bale

    Bale Jedi Master star 4

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    When I proposed I set up a scavenger hunt for her w/ various clues around town.
     
    Bale, Mar 15, 2013
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  24. soitscometothis

    soitscometothis Chosen One star 6

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    Kiki's suggestion is best, unless there is a chance she might say no... at which point it just becomes a horrible story that you tell at bars while crying into your beer.
     
    soitscometothis, Mar 15, 2013
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  25. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    While she screws some some guy named David Lindhagen.
     
    Violent Violet Menace, Mar 16, 2013
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