So starting Monday it's Waterworld Week,

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You must watch this film once a day for seven days. Waterworld Week is also known as the week with the highest suicide rates.

 

Wait . . . aren't you supposed to send me a videotape and a creepy phone call first?

 

Is the Viking crap over?

 

Technically we've got 12 hours, or until whenever epic PM's me back. But nobody has to stay in-character all the time.

 

It's the weekend, so epic's lying in a gutter outside a pub somewhere in London.

 

Oh, that's right. I forgot about the time difference. The UK's in the gutter before the bars in the U.S. even charge full cover.

 

I propose Waterworld be projected into the Moon, so that the entire world may bask in its glory.

 

When I leap back to my own time, I'll take you with me.