So there's this really hot girl at IHOP...

Discussion in 'Archive: Pancakes and Waffles Forum' started by General Kenobi, Mar 24, 2008.

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  1. General Kenobi Administrator Emeritus

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    OK, I'll start at the beginning.

    I'm a bachelor, so when I wake up every morning, I ride my bike over to the local IHOP.

    Anyway, a few weeks ago, there was this REALLY hot girl who was a waitress. I, of course, went to sit at a table in her section.

    I ordered my usual stack of pancakes, and made sure to ask her recommendations for the best syrups (even though I knew which ones I liked best). I made sure to get three refills of coffee before leaving to pay my bill. Of course, I left her an extra large tip.

    Every time I go, I sit in her section. I'm not sure if she even remembers me, but every time I go, she says 'would you like bacon or sausage with that', 'be careful, the coffee's hot', or 'Do you wanna come to my place and see my waffle-maker?' (OK, she's never said that).

    Is there anyone you see all the time who is hot, but you're not sure actually remembers you from one day to the next?
  2. Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus

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    Not sure, but I wouldn't buy pancakes and syrup at her register ever again.
  3. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Did you stay she was stacking your pancakes?
  4. Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus

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    She probably remembers you. I'm pretty sure that she has a huge boyfriend who would beat you silly if you asked her out!

    See, I'm just kidding up there, just ask her out and report the results back to us. Don't live life thinking what if!
  5. The_Face Ex-Manager

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    Next time she gives you a pancake, throw the pancake back.
  6. Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus

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    Nothing gets me more excited than a girl in an IHOP uniform. Ladies take note.
  7. ObiWan506 Former Head Admin

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  8. Dark_Jedi_Kenobi Manager Emeritus

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    No, no that's all wrong. He should lovingly toss it towards her; much smoother.
  9. rhonderoo Former Head Admin

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    Dude! You gotta go back!!!
  10. s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod

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    *puts on an IHOP uniform*

    [face_batting]
  11. Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus

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    I make a mean chocolate chip Mickey Mouse pancake. [face_batting]
  12. s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod

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    [face_batting]
  13. General Kenobi Administrator Emeritus

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    But they don't wear uniforms at IHOP, they wear vests. I think.

    But those large pieces of fruit on top of the pancakes don't really enter into it.

    Chocolate chips? I'm more concerned with breasts.
  14. Kiki-Gonn Chosen One

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    If she works at IHOP, she won't stay hot for long. Better make your move.
  15. DarthSticky Force Ghost

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    I think you mean vests and a smile!
    *High Five*
  16. Emperor_Time Force Ghost

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    So are they big chocolate chips? =P~
  17. JMJacenSolo Jedi Master

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    I think you should ask her if she wants sausage with that [face_mischief]
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