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JCC So what happens when you become a chosen one?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth Punk , Oct 26, 2015.

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  1. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Do you gain any special powers? Are you allowed access to a cooler part of the boards? Are you entitled to a share of the profits? Is an orgy token credited to your account? What? Tell me?
     
    Darth Punk , Oct 26, 2015
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  2. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    You get a waffle cook book.
     
    VadersLaMent, Oct 26, 2015
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  3. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    a dream of unlimited power
     
    Falcon, Oct 26, 2015
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  4. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    You get Laker courtside tickets for life... at 1960's prices.
     
    DarthTunick , Oct 26, 2015
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  5. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Darth Punk , Oct 26, 2015
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  6. epic

    epic Ex Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    so how many chosen ones are there, like 106?
     
    epic , Oct 26, 2015
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  7. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    It's not what you gain, it's what you lose.
     
    mrsvos, Oct 26, 2015
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  8. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You gain the privilege of knowing that you're a mere 4500 points away from becoming the Kwisatz Haderach.
     
    Ramza, Oct 26, 2015
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  9. Ezio Skywalker

    Ezio Skywalker Jedi Master star 4

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    Well, if it's anything like Liu Kang's tenure as the Chosen One, you save the world only to be ambushed and killed and resurrected as a zombie. Then your god friend will find a way to alter time and restore you to life. But you'll have a huge disagreement and he'll accidentally kill you. And an evil sorcerer will revive your corpse and force you to join his undead army as he tries to kill all your friends and loved ones.
     
    Ezio Skywalker, Oct 26, 2015
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  10. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony JCC Super Bowl Pick 'Em Winner star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    You end up marrying your best friend's sister and you name your loser kid after two former headmasters of your old school.
     
    TiniTinyTony , Oct 26, 2015
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  11. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    A few less than that... not just any Chosen diehard gets the special 1960's pricing.
     
    DarthTunick , Oct 26, 2015
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  12. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    You get to wander time and space, induce universal love and harmony into all living beings, see past, present, and and the future as one, and control the basic elements to unimaginable levels.

    Or maybe just nothing happens.
     
    DantheJedi, Oct 26, 2015
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  13. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    You are recognized by the State of Israel and granted citizenship.
     
    Mortimer Snerd, Oct 26, 2015
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  14. timmoishere

    timmoishere Force Ghost star 6

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    Harry Potter books 1-3: "**** yeah! I'm Harry Potter!"
    Harry Potter books 4-7: "****, I'm Harry Potter."
     
    timmoishere, Oct 26, 2015
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  15. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You don't just "become" the chosen one. First you have to fight the other immortals and decapitate them, because there can be only one. You choose yourself, really, but there's some luck involved too.
     
    Jabbadabbado, Oct 26, 2015
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  16. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Boba_Fett_2001 , Oct 26, 2015
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  17. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    You are supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them.
     
    anakinfansince1983 , Oct 26, 2015
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  18. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    whoa, nice colors tracy. remember when people would become mods and there would be an announcement thing in comms and everyone would offer congratulations and condolences and say how the person was a really good choice and stuff? that was cool.
     
    tom, Oct 26, 2015
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  19. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    Then Chaim Potok writes an awesome posthumous novel about you from his office in Sheol.
     
    solojones, Oct 26, 2015
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  20. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You get crucified and then some guy called Paul looks at your works and goes "gee this could be a rentable business".
     
    JoinTheSchwarz , Oct 26, 2015
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  21. SateleNovelist11

    SateleNovelist11 Force Ghost star 6

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    Even if you do join and your son inspires you to do the right thing in your mid-forties.
     
    SateleNovelist11, Oct 26, 2015
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  22. lexu

    lexu Force Ghost star 6

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    Somewhere out there, Andalite-Bandit declares a pizza in your honor.

    (Not really, he's forgotten about us completely.)

    What's this chosen one thing for, anyway?
     
    lexu, Oct 26, 2015
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  23. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    shrugs [face_dunno]
     
    Falcon, Oct 26, 2015
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  24. Admiral Volshe

    Admiral Volshe Chosen One star 10

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    What kind of shrugs though? Cashmere? Merino wool?
     
    Admiral Volshe, Oct 27, 2015
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  25. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    You slay vampires, except the ones you sleep with.
     
    Healer_Leona , Oct 27, 2015
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