JCC So what happens when you become a chosen one?

Well?
It should say on the tag.

 

that went over your head

 

Actually, I don't think my head was the one it went over.

 

if you are a male, then your penis grows! it gets bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger!. it crashes through the roof of your house/apartment/homeless shelter and arches toward the sky. passenger jets exasperatedly try to maneuver around it, but fail (of course). as the tip pierces the exosphere, the penis barrier is broken with a loud POP. white goop rains down upon the inhabitants of the eastern half of your country. the western half of the population is crushed underneath a giant jackboot. (not yours)

 

Uh... I think Volshe's joke went over your head, actually.

Edit: Hi Crem!

 

This thread, in a meta-textual way, illustrates precisely how bad the prequels were. Prequel fans are the worst people since the Hitler Youth, and have no real grasp of the world they live in. I cannot believe it took until now for someone to explain the truth that crem just ejaculated onto us. For shame.

 

what ever

fine cashmere shrugs

 

Falcon, what is actually wrong with you?

 

hunky lightsabered husband left her

 

been having bad dreams as of late and they've been cutting into my much needed sleep.

I'm tired and just not in the mood for jokes.