So who else is in today?

Tally pip old bean.

 

what's long, black and hard and full of seamen?





a submarine

:: runs away from AlphaWolf ::

 

Oh dear.

 

Talking of which. They did Cheese & Owen, Smokey Beckham, and Salt & Lineker flavoured crisps. Thank god they didn't do a David Seaman one...

 

yirself......

Viva los Argies !


edit:
I've got a TV opposite my desk at work and a boss who likes football, so all that's missing is a kerry-oot....

but I'll go buy one at half-time if England are a few goals down

 

I laughed @ your Seaman joke. By law you must now support ENGERLAND

God. Half an hour to go.

// feels sicker

 

Thirteen minutes till Sven's roaring lions take to the field. Just think, right now, he's in the dressing room giving last minute instructions like "you ... pass the ball to him ... and score a goal"

 

High fives Dank Donk

Go Argentina!

 

Dirty argies we-hate-you dirt-eeeeee argies we-hate-you

Ten mins till kick off. Sven's probably in the dressing room saying, "It....is..eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer only...a, er, how you say, football....er..game"

// slams head on desk

 

there is a sheen of nervous perspiration on Sven's heid.....
He knows yir in for a humping.....

Though I will concede that the Argies do have some extremely unattractive haircuts....

 

Sod this working lark....

I'm off to the pub for some tequila and tapas..

see yiz aw later

and...... I suppose............ well.......

::grudgingly::

Good luck .
I hope you dodn't get humped too severely......

::dankdonk out::

 

Cobblers - Hargreaves just limped off and Sinclair's come on. Cobblers.

 

[face_shocked] [face_shocked]

Something good has happened!

 

I don't know about you but I need some fresh diapers

 

In answer to the main question - I'm here, working the enquiry desk in a library that has slightly more life in it than a tomb!

And thank heavens for the BBC website - text coverage is a wonderful little device!

Here's hoping that if anyone scores again, they'll be from good ol' blighty!

 

// bends over in this thread too incase Andy and Mr DD missed the chance to kiss it in the other one

That's whatcha get for having fat lil barstewards with bad teeth and worse hairdos on your team. Payback.

 

::Kisses TTG's arse ( and suppresses giggles at 'I love Bon Jovi' arse tattoo)::

 

Hi

 

And Beth wanders into the euphoria

 

That's what I like about you Mr DD - you're prepared to lose with dignity

// covers up, "Johnny used to work on the dock, union been on strike, he's down on his luck - it's tough...so tough" Livin On A Prayer lyric tatoo on other buttock (what? all that on such a dainty lil buttock, that's what you're thinking isn't it?)

 

and in 42pt typeface as well !!

 

LOL!!!

You missed a golden opportunity to get to the World Cup [cough] I mean - to mention it being typed in bold caps aswell. Not that it is.

// sits down hastily

Hi Beth btw

 

well, I'm off to the sunny island of Millport to spend the weekend carousing with the scooter crew....
carousing and not speaking about ****ball......

see yiz aw later

::dank donk out ::

 

Large it mister

 

//falls in



what a result.