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JCC So, Who's Tried Viagra?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, Mar 7, 2013.

  1. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    I have to give credit to A Chorus of Disapproval for the inspiration for this thread.

    Anyway...lol...You know what that stuff does. Tell us if you've tried it, and what was your experience like?
     
  2. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I have not, but I once dated a girl who tried some of her father's Viagra. Said that one of her lady parts did the mambo for about an hour before settling down if you know what I mean.

    This was something she told me on both our first and last date with each other. It is something I don't regret either.
     
  3. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    I"m afraid to try, since I take so many different kinds of meds (anti-depressants, blood pressure, etc.) that I'm afraid something could happen if I were to.
     
  4. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Never tried it.

    I do laugh my ass off at the commercials though.
     
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  5. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    You mean like get a boner?
     
  6. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    anakinfansince1983: Like those couples laying outdoors in the bathtubs?
     
  7. TahiriVeilaSolo69

    TahiriVeilaSolo69 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    OH GOD NO WHY
     
  8. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    I have a relative who went to jail for selling Viagra on the street. Best I can offer.
     
  9. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    No, like a heart attack, or in terms of erections, getting one that lasts for more than four hours, and never being able to get it up again.
     
  10. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    I think you can pass on it danthe. Unless you want to marathon masturbate.
     
  11. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    It's hard out there on the street.
     
  12. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I take it. Every day. All day.
     
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  13. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I haven't tried it. The thought never even crossed my mind. I don't need it--in fact, I'm typing this with my penis.
     
  14. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    When I was a kid they called that the "hunt and peck" method of typing.
     
  15. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Listen, all I know is that I'm certainly not the only person here who has had to visit a physician after 4 hours...
     
  16. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    And the instructions to see a physician if the erection lasts longer than four hours...

    I would assume that most men do what Jeff Foxworthy said he'd do, and wear the hospital gown backwards.
     
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  17. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    I was gonna mention those ads. My wife and got rid of our bed and just put 2 tubs in our bedroom to boost our feng shui.
     
  18. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    I could be wrong, 'cuz I don't watch television, but aren't those ads for the 36-hour boner pill?

    I can't imagine having a rager for 36 hours. That would probably hurt.
     
  19. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    In all seriousness I have tried it once. It was at a Comiccon in NY and a few of us had been joking around about that crap, so we got our hands on some and took it to see how it would effect people who didn't actually need it.

    Hypothesis based upon experiment results: Having an erection that you cannot rid yourself of while you are not the least bit horny is about the most daft way to spend 2 hours.
     
  20. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    Wait...when are you not horny?

    Sorry, maybe it's just me...
     
  21. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    "In the mood" is a worthwhile phraseology.
     
  22. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    I'll have to see a doctor if this thread lasts for more than four hours.
     
  23. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    I was in the ER last summer, bleeding all over the place, and I randomly flat out asked my physician if erectile dysfuntion medication was right for me.
     
  24. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    i've tried it. it tasted really good!
     
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  25. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    the drug tasted awful, though.