Waco, TX So Why Don't We Just Quote Stuff

We need just a pinch

 

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return.

 

You've been smoking too much of the Hobbit weed, Gandolf.

 

I didn't hear anything just something about a dark lord, a ring, and the end of the world nothing!

 

My Precious...

 

Standing around holding your yank while bombs are exploding.

 

You said it was a good size!

 

I'm the key figure in an on-going government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet, so, of course, no one believes me. I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me Spooky. Spooky Mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and who now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling and when it hits it's gonna be the s#&t-storm of all time.

 

Up and at them

 

I thought the cop was a prostitute

 

The President want's to know if everything is ok or do you want him to blow up Russia.

Tell him Yes on 1 and No on 2

Which one was Yes...blow up Russia or the other

 

i wouldn't say your an @sshole but more of a son of a $*&%*

 

That car has a dent in it...right there, and right there

 

Can he tell time?

No no God no.

 

And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by from this day until the ending of the world but we in it shall be remembered. We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother. Be he ne'er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition, and gentlemen in England now abed shall think themselves acursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whilst any speaks, that fought with us upon St. Crispin's day!

 

What is the play and what is my part

 

What is Ash (from Army of Darkness) met up with Luke Skywalker on Jabba's Sail barge

Luke: You are not one of my friends. Who are you

Ash: Who wants to know

Luke: Luke Skywalker, Jedi knight and destroyer of the first Death Star

Ash: Well hello Mr. Fancy Pants...your only leading two things right now...Jack and $^%^% and Jack left town


MY 3000 post

 

You know Clark, our friendship will be the stuff of legends

 

"As long as I don't get a job that involves wearing a suit and flying a lot."

Clark Kent- Smallville

LOL I loved that line!

Donnovan

 

I laughed pretty hard at that one

 

'T is better to be lowly born,
And range with humble livers in content,
Than to be perked up in a glistering grief,
And wear a golden sorrow.

William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King Henry VIII", Act 2 scene 3

 

Well isn't this place a geographical odyssey...two weeks from anywhere

 

Thats a nice set of hooters you have there.

 

...and remember don't pull your %&*$ out until she asks or until she's sleeping.