So Why Don't We Just Quote Stuff

Discussion in 'Waco, Tx' started by Whack-A-Maul, Aug 24, 2001.

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  1. jango-joe1 Jedi Master

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  2. Amidala Starkiller Force Ghost

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    The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return.
  3. Jedi_Jarvis Jedi Master

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    You've been smoking too much of the Hobbit weed, Gandolf.

    :cool:
  4. Amidala Starkiller Force Ghost

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    I didn't hear anything just something about a dark lord, a ring, and the end of the world nothing!
  5. jango-joe1 Jedi Master

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  6. Amidala Starkiller Force Ghost

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    Standing around holding your yank while bombs are exploding.
  7. jango-joe1 Jedi Master

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    You said it was a good size!
  8. Amidala Starkiller Force Ghost

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    I'm the key figure in an on-going government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet, so, of course, no one believes me. I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me Spooky. Spooky Mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and who now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling and when it hits it's gonna be the s#&t-storm of all time.
  9. jango-joe1 Jedi Master

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  10. Amidala Starkiller Force Ghost

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    I thought the cop was a prostitute
  11. jango-joe1 Jedi Master

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    The President want's to know if everything is ok or do you want him to blow up Russia.

    Tell him Yes on 1 and No on 2

    Which one was Yes...blow up Russia or the other
  12. Amidala Starkiller Force Ghost

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    i wouldn't say your an @sshole but more of a son of a $*&%*
  13. jango-joe1 Jedi Master

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    That car has a dent in it...right there, and right there
  14. Amidala Starkiller Force Ghost

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    Can he tell time?

    No no God no.
  15. Amidala Starkiller Force Ghost

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    And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by from this day until the ending of the world but we in it shall be remembered. We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother. Be he ne'er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition, and gentlemen in England now abed shall think themselves acursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whilst any speaks, that fought with us upon St. Crispin's day!
  16. jango-joe1 Jedi Master

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    What is the play and what is my part
  17. Amidala Starkiller Force Ghost

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  18. jango-joe1 Jedi Master

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    What is Ash (from Army of Darkness) met up with Luke Skywalker on Jabba's Sail barge

    Luke: You are not one of my friends. Who are you

    Ash: Who wants to know

    Luke: Luke Skywalker, Jedi knight and destroyer of the first Death Star

    Ash: Well hello Mr. Fancy Pants...your only leading two things right now...Jack and $^%^% and Jack left town


    MY 3000 post



  19. jango-joe1 Jedi Master

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    You know Clark, our friendship will be the stuff of legends
  20. DonnovanSunrider Jedi Knight

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    "As long as I don't get a job that involves wearing a suit and flying a lot."

    Clark Kent- Smallville

    LOL I loved that line!

    Donnovan
  21. jango-joe1 Jedi Master

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    I laughed pretty hard at that one
  22. Amidala Starkiller Force Ghost

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    'T is better to be lowly born,
    And range with humble livers in content,
    Than to be perked up in a glistering grief,
    And wear a golden sorrow.

    William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King Henry VIII", Act 2 scene 3
  23. jango-joe1 Jedi Master

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    Well isn't this place a geographical odyssey...two weeks from anywhere
  24. BroodMcEto Jedi Master

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    Thats a nice set of hooters you have there.
  25. Amidala Starkiller Force Ghost

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    ...and remember don't pull your %&*$ out until she asks or until she's sleeping.
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