Discussion in 'Waco, Tx' started by Whack-A-Maul, Aug 24, 2001.
Strong. Someday maybe he'll be a real boy.
I Sleep Now!!!
You're really weird.
Chewing gum is really gross
Chewing gum I hate the most
For mine is an evil laugh
You know, they tell ya to never hit a man with a closed fist but it is, on occasion, hilarious
You're going to die young because you smoked 30 cigarettes a day since you were 15... and you're going to go to hell because of the life you took.
Dave: But movies cost millions of dollars to make.
Bowfinger: That's after gross net deduction profit percentage deferment ten percent of the nut. Cash, every movie cost $2,184.
Simon: I've never shot anyone before.
Book: I was there, son. I'm fairly sure you haven't shot anyone yet.
Never fear...I is here
The normal make a living, the deranged make history.
Normally at a time like this I'd ask you for advice, and you'd say something that would make no sense at all, but somehow it would all fit together. Like, I would tell you, "Sir, I have a problem," and you'd say, "Well, what is it?" and I'd say, "Well, sir, Lisa wants to have a baby, but she doesn't want to get married," and you'd say "Dave, why milk the cow when you have a fridge full of steaks?" And I'd say, "Sir, that makes no sense," and you'd say, "Well, it sure made sense when that guy Chuck Connors said it in that movie Chinatown," and I'd say, "Sir, Chuck Connors wasn't in Chinatown," and you'd say, "Dave, if I wanted to have this conversation I'd have hired that guy Siskel Ebert to do your job," and I'd say, "Sir, Siskel and Ebert are two people," and you'd say, "Dave, just because the man is fat is no reason to make fun of him."
Hey there little fella. You doing ok?
I want you to look around. Here we have Lisa, who today very nearly gave up a career in journalism for a life in the fast food industry. Over here we have Beth, who dresses like a barmaid from "Blade Runner." Mr. James, the millionaire, who has spent the entire day eating food he knows for a fact to be spoiled. Joe, who has earned 11 dollars working as an amateur surveillance expert. Half of that is Monopoly money. (Matthew is hiding under a desk) And of course, Matthew, who appears to have taken the law into his own hands.
You're a disgrace to depression.
Oh, that's right. We got another body buried here.
Thy're not called hijackers out here...we call them pirates
Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?
Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern
Now picture that... but everywhere!
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies.
No matter what time of you watch Plan 9 it always feels like 3 in the morning.
What's the point of having a democracy, if everybody's going to vote wrong?
"That's all I need is another woman telling me what to do" ....Johnson Family Vacation