Waco, TX So Why Don't We Just Quote Stuff

Change can be so constant, you don't even feel the difference until there is one.

 

The most powerful person in your life is the one that knows all your secrets and all your lies.

 

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

 

Well, personally? I kinda want to slay the dragon.

 

Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."

 

These aren't the droids your looking for...

 

No ticket

 

We named the dog "Indiana".

 

Don't call me "junior!"

 

And keep the stitches small!

 

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.

 

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

 

Am I not merciful?!!!

 

The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

 

"We gotta get to Marcus before the Nazis do!"

"I thought you said he'd blend in, disappear?"

"Are you kidding? I made that up! You know Marcus, he got lost once in his own museum!

 

"I feel like I'm Han Solo and you're Chewie and she's Ben Kenobi and we're in that ****** up bar".

 

You just learned the two greatest lessons in life..........
1)You never rat on your friends
2)And you never say anything.......

 

I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. Possibly with dynamite.

 

Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

 

Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.

 

Never trust a black man named Chip.

 

Ummm, yeah. We couldn't run an ad that said no Portuguese, but ummm...no Portuguese.

 

I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know. The guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, bad man.

 

You're never going to be named Miss Congeniality, but only because the title is so valued that a certain amount of wheeling and dealing has sullied the purity of the judging.

 

"All right, people, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!"