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FF:VIC 'So you've decided to be Evil.'

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by DarkJediTJ, Dec 11, 2002.

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  1. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    Are you Evil Enough to take over the world?

    Do you think you've got what it takes to suceed where Dr. Evil, Spector, and other Really Really bad guys have not?

    Well Before you do here's a Quick Quiz that you might want to take to test how Evil you are!

    EVIL QUIZ

    If you think you've got what it takes to be a supervillain, then please take the following placement quiz. This is to test your evil potential, and determine whether you possess the necessary attributes to make it in today's evil world.

    QUESTION #1: How do you start your morning routine?

    A) Wake up at 6:00 A.M. and sing merrily in the shower!
    B) A five mile jog and rigorous set of exercises.
    C) Hit the snooze alarm for the tenth time in as many minutes.
    D) Have a cup of coffee, read the daily newspaper and then plot the downfall of western civilization.


    QUESTION #2: Which of the following job skills do you possess?

    A) Excellent management potential.
    B) Ability to focus on the task at hand.
    C) Looking busy whenever the boss walks by.
    D) How to explain your master plan in under sixty seconds.


    QUESTION #3: What did you want to be when you grew up?

    A) A policeman
    B) A doctor
    C) A ballerina
    D) Supreme dark overlord of all mankind. Either that or a lawyer.


    QUESTION #4: Do you have any pets?

    A) A big lovable dog.
    B) A bird of some sort.
    C) An iguana.
    D) A white furry cat that you stroke constantly.


    QUESTION #5: How do you normally spend your weekends?

    A) Sports activities in the great outdoors.
    B) Watching television.
    C) Hanging out with friends.
    D) Constructing doomsday devices in your basement.


    QUESTION #6: What are your religious beliefs?

    A) Monotheistic: Christian, Jewish, Muslim
    B) Pantheistic: Buddhist, Hindu, Pagan
    C) Atheist or Agnostic
    D) I am actually an ancient Babylonian God awoken from a terrible sleep and destined to destroy all mankind.


    QUESTION #7: What torments you in your greatest nightmares?

    A) A fiery building from which you cannot escape.
    B) Monsters that tear you limb from limb.
    C) Your ex-wife demanding alimony payments.
    D) Unicorns, rainbows, and puppy dogs with big eyes.


    QUESTION #8: What would you say is the greatest threat to society today?

    A) Crime, drugs, and gangs.
    B) Corporations run amok.
    C) Nuclear war.
    D) Me.


    QUESTION #9: What is your normal reaction whenever confronted by a holy symbol, garlic, silver weapon or holy water?

    A) Feel the divine light surround your spiritual aura.
    B) Bewildered confusion.
    C) Chuckle at their superstitious beliefs.
    D) Run away while screaming: "It burns! It burns!"


    QUESTION #10: It's the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and destroyed the human race. Mutants now walk the streets and the seas have boiled away to nothing. You've just seen your best friend torn to pieces, and civilization as you know it is over. Do you...

    A) Vow to someday rebuild society.
    B) Double over in grief and wait for a painful death.
    C) Try to remember the plot to "The Road Warrior."
    D) Congratulate yourself on a job well done.

    This and all this an more could be yours with no payment what so ever with your free copy of 'So you've decided to be Evil: A step by stepguild to joining the forces of darkness'

    (all detales inclued here)
  2. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2001
    star 5
    QUESTION #1: How do you start your morning routine?

    A) Wake up at 6:00 A.M. and sing merrily in the shower!
    B) A five mile jog and rigorous set of exercises.
    C) Hit the snooze alarm for the tenth time in as many minutes.
    D) Have a cup of coffee, read the daily newspaper and then plot the downfall of western civilization.


    QUESTION #2: Which of the following job skills do you possess?

    A) Excellent management potential.
    B) Ability to focus on the task at hand.
    C) Looking busy whenever the boss walks by.
    D) How to explain your master plan in under sixty seconds.


    QUESTION #3: What did you want to be when you grew up?

    A) A policeman
    B) A doctor
    C) A ballerina
    D) Supreme dark overlord of all mankind. Either that or a lawyer.


    QUESTION #4: Do you have any pets?

    A) A big lovable dog.
    B) A bird of some sort.
    C) An iguana.
    D) A white furry cat that you stroke constantly.


    QUESTION #5: How do you normally spend your weekends?

    A) Sports activities in the great outdoors.
    B) Watching television.
    C) Hanging out with friends.
    D) Constructing doomsday devices in your basement.


    QUESTION #6: What are your religious beliefs?

    A) Monotheistic: Christian, Jewish, Muslim
    B) Pantheistic: Buddhist, Hindu, Pagan
    C) Atheist or Agnostic
    D) I am actually an ancient Babylonian God awoken from a terrible sleep and destined to destroy all mankind.
    Note: I'm not actually Babylonian. I think I'm Greek.

    QUESTION #7: What torments you in your greatest nightmares?

    A) A fiery building from which you cannot escape.
    B) Monsters that tear you limb from limb.
    C) Your ex-wife demanding alimony payments.
    D) Unicorns, rainbows, and puppy dogs with big eyes.


    QUESTION #8: What would you say is the greatest threat to society today?

    A) Crime, drugs, and gangs.
    B) Corporations run amok.
    C) Nuclear war.
    D) Me.
    Well, either me or PoT. I haven't decided yet. ;)


    QUESTION #9: What is your normal reaction whenever confronted by a holy symbol, garlic, silver weapon or holy water?

    A) Feel the divine light surround your spiritual aura.
    B) Bewildered confusion.
    C) Chuckle at their superstitious beliefs.
    D) Run away while screaming: "It burns! It burns!"


    QUESTION #10: It's the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and destroyed the human race. Mutants now walk the streets and the seas have boiled away to nothing. You've just seen your best friend torn to pieces, and civilization as you know it is over. Do you...

    A) Vow to someday rebuild society.
    B) Double over in grief and wait for a painful death.
    C) Try to remember the plot to "The Road Warrior."
    D) Congratulate yourself on a job well done.
  3. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    Edit: QUESTION #7: What torments you in your greatest nightmares?

    C) Your ex-wife demanding alimony payments.

    Please Explain this Answer. :p


    QUESTION #1: How do you start your morning routine?

    A) Wake up at 6:00 A.M. and sing merrily in the shower!
    B) A five mile jog and rigorous set of exercises.
    C) Hit the snooze alarm for the tenth time in as many minutes.
    D) Have a cup of coffee, read the daily newspaper and then plot the downfall of western civilization.


    QUESTION #2: Which of the following job skills do you possess?

    A) Excellent management potential.
    B) Ability to focus on the task at hand.
    C) Looking busy whenever the boss walks by.
    D) How to explain your master plan in under sixty seconds.


    QUESTION #3: What did you want to be when you grew up?

    A) A policeman
    B) A doctor
    C) A ballerina
    D) Supreme dark overlord of all mankind. Either that or a lawyer.


    QUESTION #4: Do you have any pets?

    A) A big lovable dog.
    B) A bird of some sort.
    C) An iguana.
    D) A white furry cat that you stroke constantly.

    QUESTION #5: How do you normally spend your weekends?

    A) Sports activities in the great outdoors.
    B) Watching television.
    C) Hanging out with friends.
    D) Constructing doomsday devices in your basement.


    QUESTION #6: What are your religious beliefs?

    A) Monotheistic: Christian, Jewish, Muslim
    B) Pantheistic: Buddhist, Hindu, Pagan
    C) Atheist or Agnostic
    D) I am actually an ancient Babylonian God awoken from a terrible sleep and destined to destroy all mankind.


    QUESTION #7: What torments you in your greatest nightmares?

    A) A fiery building from which you cannot escape.
    B) Monsters that tear you limb from limb.
    C) Your ex-wife demanding alimony payments.
    D) Unicorns, rainbows, and puppy dogs with big eyes.


    QUESTION #8: What would you say is the greatest threat to society today?

    A) Crime, drugs, and gangs.
    B) Corporations run amok.
    C) Nuclear war.
    D) Me.


    QUESTION #9: What is your normal reaction whenever confronted by a holy symbol, garlic, silver weapon or holy water?

    A) Feel the divine light surround your spiritual aura.
    B) Bewildered confusion.
    C) Chuckle at their superstitious beliefs.
    D) Run away while screaming: "It burns! It burns!"


    QUESTION #10: It's the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and destroyed the human race. Mutants now walk the streets and the seas have boiled away to nothing. You've just seen your best friend torn to pieces, and civilization as you know it is over. Do you...

    A) Vow to someday rebuild society.
    B) Double over in grief and wait for a painful death.
    C) Try to remember the plot to "The Road Warrior."
    D) Congratulate yourself on a job well done.

    Well you think I make it?
  4. Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 19, 2002
    star 4
    QUESTION #1: How do you start your morning routine?

    A) Wake up at 6:00 A.M. and sing merrily in the shower!
    B) A five mile jog and rigorous set of exercises.
    C) Hit the snooze alarm for the tenth time in as many minutes.
    D) Have a cup of coffee, read the daily newspaper and then plot the downfall of western civilization.


    QUESTION #2: Which of the following job skills do you possess?

    A) Excellent management potential.
    B) Ability to focus on the task at hand.
    C) Looking busy whenever the boss walks by.
    D) How to explain your master plan in under sixty seconds.


    QUESTION #3: What did you want to be when you grew up?

    A) A policeman
    B) A doctor
    C) A ballerina
    D) Supreme dark overlord of all mankind. Either that or a lawyer.


    QUESTION #4: Do you have any pets?

    A) A big lovable dog.
    B) A bird of some sort.
    C) An iguana.
    D) A white furry cat that you stroke constantly.
    E) No pets, just minions


    QUESTION #5: How do you normally spend your weekends?

    A) Sports activities in the great outdoors.
    B) Watching television.
    C) Hanging out with friends (but they're evil).
    D) Constructing doomsday devices in your basement.


    QUESTION #6: What are your religious beliefs?

    A) Monotheistic: Christian, Jewish, Muslim
    B) Pantheistic: Buddhist, Hindu, Pagan
    C) Atheist or Agnostic
    D) I am actually an ancient Babylonian God awoken from a terrible sleep and destined to destroy all mankind.


    QUESTION #7: What torments you in your greatest nightmares?

    A) A fiery building from which you cannot escape.
    B) Monsters that tear you limb from limb.
    C) Your ex-wife demanding alimony payments.
    D) Unicorns, rainbows, and puppy dogs with big eyes.


    QUESTION #8: What would you say is the greatest threat to society today?

    A) Crime, drugs, and gangs.
    B) Corporations run amok.
    C) Nuclear war.
    D) Me.
    E) I'll go with Shara. Either her or PoT


    QUESTION #9: What is your normal reaction whenever confronted by a holy symbol, garlic, silver weapon or holy water?

    A) Feel the divine light surround your spiritual aura.
    B) Bewildered confusion.
    C) Chuckle at their superstitious beliefs.
    D) Run away while screaming: "It burns! It burns!"
    It's a serious problem


    QUESTION #10: It's the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and destroyed the human race. Mutants now walk the streets and the seas have boiled away to nothing. You've just seen your best friend torn to pieces, and civilization as you know it is over. Do you...

    A) Vow to someday rebuild society.
    B) Double over in grief and wait for a painful death.
    C) Try to remember the plot to "The Road Warrior."
    D) Congratulate yourself on a job well done.


    :)
  5. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2001
    star 6
    Best call of the day from TJ. Please do explain that particular answer, Shara. [face_laugh]
  6. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2001
    star 5
    Edit: QUESTION #7: What torments you in your greatest nightmares?

    C) Your ex-wife demanding alimony payments.

    Please Explain this Answer. :p


    [face_mischief]
  7. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2001
    star 6
    So all those things you said to me were a lie??? :_|
  8. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2001
    star 5
    Is there any answer I can give that won't get me into trouble in some way or another? ;)
  9. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2001
    star 6
    No.




    See, that's how guys feel when we get asked "does my butt look big in this?" :p
  10. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2001
    star 5
    I can just see it now. "Do I look fat in this thread?" ;)
  11. darth_brutus Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2002
    star 4
    Hey, I remember this site!



    QUESTION #1: How do you start your morning routine?

    A) Wake up at 6:00 A.M. and sing merrily in the shower!
    B) A five mile jog and rigorous set of exercises.
    C) Hit the snooze alarm for the tenth time in as many minutes.
    D) Have a cup of coffee, read the daily newspaper and then plot the downfall of western civilization.


    QUESTION #2: Which of the following job skills do you possess?

    A) Excellent management potential.
    B) Ability to focus on the task at hand.
    C) Looking busy whenever the boss walks by.
    D) How to explain your master plan in under sixty seconds.


    QUESTION #3: What did you want to be when you grew up?

    A) A policeman
    B) A doctor
    C) A ballerina
    D) Supreme dark overlord of all mankind. Either that or a lawyer. [face_mischief]


    QUESTION #4: Do you have any pets?

    A) A big lovable dog.
    B) A bird of some sort.
    C) An iguana.
    D) A white furry cat that you stroke constantly.


    QUESTION #5: How do you normally spend your weekends?

    A) Sports activities in the great outdoors.
    B) Watching television.
    C) Hanging out with friends....blotting the doom of man kind
    D) Constructing doomsday devices in your basement.


    QUESTION #6: What are your religious beliefs?

    A) Monotheistic: Christian, Jewish, Muslim
    B) Pantheistic: Buddhist, Hindu, Pagan
    C) Atheist or Agnostic
    D) I am actually an ancient Babylonian God awoken from a terrible sleep and destined to destroy all mankind.


    QUESTION #7: What torments you in your greatest nightmares?

    A) A fiery building from which you cannot escape.
    B) Monsters that tear you limb from limb.
    C) Your ex-wife demanding alimony payments.
    D) Unicorns, rainbows, and puppy dogs with big eyes.


    QUESTION #8: What would you say is the greatest threat to society today?

    A) Crime, drugs, and gangs.
    B) Corporations run amok.
    C) Nuclear war.
    D) Me.



    QUESTION #9: What is your normal reaction whenever confronted by a holy symbol, garlic, silver weapon or holy water?

    A) Feel the divine light surround your spiritual aura.
    B) Bewildered confusion.
    C) Chuckle at their superstitious beliefs.
    D) Run away while screaming: "It burns! It burns!"


    QUESTION #10: It's the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and destroyed the human race. Mutants now walk the streets and the seas have boiled away to nothing. You've just seen your best friend torn to pieces, and civilization as you know it is over. Do you...

    A) Vow to someday rebuild society.
    B) Double over in grief and wait for a painful death.
    C) Try to remember the plot to "The Road Warrior."
    D) Congratulate yourself on a job well done.
  12. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
    star 6
    Why are people, so unkind?

    EVIL QUIZ

    QUESTION #1: How do you start your morning routine?

    A) Wake up at 6:00 A.M. and sing merrily in the shower!
    B) A five mile jog and rigorous set of exercises.
    C) Hit the snooze alarm for the tenth time in as many minutes.
    D) Have a cup of coffee, read the daily newspaper and then plot the downfall of western civilization. (Starting with those BLOODY AMERICANS!!)


    QUESTION #2: Which of the following job skills do you possess?

    A) Excellent management potential.
    B) Ability to focus on the task at hand. Usually either declaring War on something, starting a political party, haunting the RPF, or advertising propaganda
    C) Looking busy whenever the boss walks by.
    D) How to explain your master plan in under sixty seconds.


    QUESTION #3: What did you want to be when you grew up?

    A) A policeman
    B) A doctor
    C) A ballerina
    D) Supreme dark overlord of all mankind. Either that or a Doctor.


    QUESTION #4: Do you have any pets?

    A) A big lovable dog.
    B) A bird of some sort.
    C) An iguana.
    D) A white furry cat that you stroke constantly.
    E) Nothing. You've killed all other forms of life in your house.


    QUESTION #5: How do you normally spend your weekends?

    A) Sports activities in the great outdoors.
    B) Watching television.
    C) Hanging out with friends.
    D) Constructing doomsday devices in your basement.


    QUESTION #6: What are your religious beliefs?

    A) Monotheistic: Christian, Jewish, Muslim
    B) Pantheistic: Buddhist, Hindu, Pagan
    C) Atheist or Agnostic
    D) I am actually an ancient Babylonian God awoken from a terrible sleep and destined to destroy all mankind.


    QUESTION #7: What torments you in your greatest nightmares?

    A) A fiery building from which you cannot escape.
    B) Monsters that tear you limb from limb.
    C) Your ex-wife demanding alimony payments.
    D) Unicorns, rainbows, and puppy dogs with big eyes. They torment me in real life as well...Ah! They're coming again!


    QUESTION #8: What would you say is the greatest threat to society today?

    A) Crime, drugs, and gangs.
    B) Corporations run amok.
    C) Nuclear war.
    D) Me.
    E) Shara. and yes, I am just saying that so Superman concentrate's on her and leaves me alone to enact my evil plots unhindered. Muhahahahahahahahaaaa!!!


    QUESTION #9: What is your normal reaction whenever confronted by a holy symbol, garlic, silver weapon or holy water?

    A) Feel the divine light surround your spiritual aura.
    B) Bewildered confusion.
    C) Chuckle at their superstitious beliefs.
    D) Run away while screaming: "It burns! It burns! The Missonaries are back! Lock all the doors! get me my shotgun!!!"


    QUESTION #10: It's the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and destroyed the human race. Mutants now walk the streets and the seas have boiled away to nothing. You've just seen your best friend torn to pieces, and civilization as you know it is over. Do you...

    A) Vow to someday rebuild society.
    B) Double over in grief and wait for a painful death.
    C) Try to remember the plot to "The Road Warrior."
    D) Congratulate yourself on a job well done.


    Hmmmm...

    These scores are disturbing. I was expecting straight D's....
  13. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    Yes very, But the surprizing thing is that I didn't put in any E)'s and theres quite afew in there. ;)
  14. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
    star 6
    Well, what could be more random and/or Mandalorian then answering a multi-choice answer with an option not given? :)
  15. Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 19, 2002
    star 4
    Exactly, the whole point of multiple-choice questions is to add your own E)s. What's more fun/random that that?!
  16. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    Well Atleast everyone knows the first five letters of the Alphabet A D B C E!
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